yeah, that Age of Ultron trailer. bandwagons must be jumped on.

[donttakemystuff]

Uh, yeah. No comment.




No, wait. I take that back. One comment:

Please do not make that comparison ever again. Because really? Ultron is not the Joker. Monologues aside.

Comments

[tricksandmischief]

Comparisons to the Joker have to stop in many cases.

[He's had that too, and he doesn't like it.]

[donttakemystuff]

Her argument is, and I quote: that goddamn voice and bad villain-y monologuing.

[His mun would never compare Loki to the Joker. Not anything alike, lbr.]

[tricksandmischief]

And is there good villain-y monologuing?

[donttakemystuff]

...No comment.

[He refuses to dignify that with an answer, mostly just because his mun has a completely different opinion than him.]

[tricksandmischief]

Are those your favoured words of the moment?

[donttakemystuff]

The best applicable in the current moment. [Bite him. No, scratch that. Don't.]

[tricksandmischief]

It does look like you have been busy there.

[donttakemystuff]

I'm going to have to go with response number one here again, and not make a comment.

[tricksandmischief]

Denial, is it? Or you do not want to think about trouble you may have caused...

[donttakemystuff]

Practicality.

[tricksandmischief]

You seemed to have more imagination than simply being practical.

[donttakemystuff]

In a conversation with you? About this? Practicality seems a safer bet.

[tricksandmischief]

Are you afraid that I will take your secrets to the enemy?

[donttakemystuff]

You are the enemy.

[tricksandmischief]

Oh, no. Not this time.

Is that the only way that you think of me?

[donttakemystuff]

That's all you ever will be.

[tricksandmischief]

[He purses his lips in apparent annoyance.]

That is very close-minded of you.

[donttakemystuff]

I'm fine with that in this case.

[tricksandmischief]

I'll have you know if not for me, your precious Thor would not be alive to join you this time.

[donttakemystuff]

First off: let's lay off the precious. That doesn't work for me. Secondly: That's not an apology. It's also not an indication of remorse. Or retribution.

[tricksandmischief]

I did not say that it was. Only that thinking of me in just the one way will not do anybody any favours.

[donttakemystuff]

Which just makes my point for me. Not interested in the alternative.

[tricksandmischief]

So you would never want me as an ally?

[donttakemystuff]

Absolutely not.

[tricksandmischief]

Then you are missing out.

Is this all because I attempted to throw you out of a very tall building?

[donttakemystuff]

It's a very strong reason, high up on the list.

[tricksandmischief]

You should not hold it against me forever. You survived.

[His careless attitude isn't helping him here.]

[donttakemystuff]

It's one reason out of billion to hold against you. The numbers just aren't in your favor here. [And he does love his numbers.]

[tricksandmischief]

One billion? I would like to see that particularly long list of grievances.

[donttakemystuff]

A billion is being generous. But upwards of about 7 billion if you want to get exact. Maybe more, I dunno what other worlds you've harassed but I'm betting this wasn't your first. Or last.

[tricksandmischief]

You think so badly of me... Yet you barely know me.

[inmateincharge]

I know, right? I'm a much better dresser.

[donttakemystuff]

I'm not sure which is worse: now having an image of Ultron in a dress suit in my head, or deciding whether it's better to agree with you just to keep any possible death gases out of my face.... nah, gotta go with the first one. And even without a cloth suit, guy's got good taste. I mean hey, he's wearing one I built, you know? Can't go wrong with that.

[Yes, he just said, in a very roundabout manner, that he dresses better than anyone.]

[likea_nerve]

I'm not sure if the Joker is an appropriate comparison, anyway. Maybe a T1-Terminator?

[donttakemystuff]

Crap, I'm the idiot that introduced Skynet to the world now, aren't I?

[Honestly, you don't have to answer that...]