Re-testing muse - canon is Hadaka Shitsuji/Naked Butler

[temperedsadism]

...I knew you'd return eventually. It took awhile, but you did. I knew you couldn't resist.

Just make sure I've got a roof over my head and we're golden.

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[subordinatesoul]

Welcome home, Master.

[temperedsadism]

Yo. Just the person I was hoping to see.

And I see your mun left me something from you elsewhere, too.

[subordinatesoul]

Of course. We will always do our best to please you, Master.

[... Sakuma, it's kinda creepy when you include me like that.]

[temperedsadism]

[Knowing the lengths that Sakuma can go to, yes, it's creepy. Don't be creepy, Sakuma. :|]

Good.

[God, he missed being called Master so damn much, it gives him chills to hear it again.]

Sakuma. I want some tea.

[subordinatesoul]

[H-He doesn't mean it that way! It's all Tomoaki's fault whenever things get smutty, anyway. >_>]

Certainly. Would you prefer hot or cold?

[He'll bring snacks too, of course - whatever he feels combines with Tomoaki's choice the best.]

[temperedsadism]

[Yes, of course it's allll his fault mister slutty butler-san.]

Hot. Something naturally sweet, maybe?

[He knows full well that Sakuma will get it perfect no matter what, anyway. Such a perfect butler~]

[subordinatesoul]

Understood. [The way he says that word, smiling the way he does, it's almost a declaration of something else entirely.] Please excuse me.

[A few minutes later, he's back with a trolley.]

My apologies for keeping you waiting, Master. I have brought you cardamom cinnamon tea, and some shortbread.

[Relatively neutral (if sweet), not to disturb the flavor of the tea.]

[temperedsadism]

Thanks.

[Even if it's not necessary, he likes how Sakuma takes in praise - his praise - like food for a starving man. He helps himself to the tea, taking a slow, indulgent sip. He expects Sakuma to indulge right with him, too.]

It's good, as always, and worth the wait.

[Reaching for the shortbread now.]

[subordinatesoul]

Master, you're too kind.

[But Sakuma, considering your canon point and all, would not dare to sit with his Master. At the same time, it's not like he can leave to give his Master some privacy, so he simply stands, patiently waiting just in case something else pops up for him to do.

He is quite content that way.]

[serves_evil]

[have a butler.]

You're homeless? That's unfortunate.

[temperedsadism]

Kinda. Aside from the in-general canon point my mun has picked for me, you could say I'm... between residences.

[Butlerrrr :D]

Was thinking of playing Ichinose but can't find his route and I have a mac ;-; -sobs-

[serves_evil]

I see....I would to offer you a place to stay....

[Butlers everywhere! :D]

Oh no! And this computer I have isn't good for recording things.... :(

[temperedsadism]

Eh? Really?

This is quite the delma ;-; Ichinose is just the type of muse I like playing ;-;

[serves_evil]

Certainly, but you seem like you already have a place to stay.

[If only he knew what you were capable of.]

I haven't done his route yet, to be honest. XD;

[temperedsadism]

W-well, for now. I mean, my living space where I am is, in-canon, for only a month....

I noticed that the protag is a sadist and a dick thank you tumblr xD

[serves_evil]

Thirty days is plenty of time for you to get a job and make money yes? Or do you have some form of injury that keeps you from doing so?

Why do you think that Tomoaki's username is this??? :D

[temperedsadism]

No, I'm not injured. I'll be getting paid these thirty-days of house-sitting, so that's covered.

I can figure out what to do after my thirty days are over.

True. God the bad ends are nice and the good ends are terrible. WTF xD

[serves_evil]

Thirty days is not very long...

I know, right? I got Komine's "bad" end first. <3 So cute!

[temperedsadism]

I'm being paid more than plenty; don't worry about it.

I'm leaving tumblr. IcanthandletheconflictingemotionsxD

[serves_evil]

So you'll be okay for housing I assume?

...?

[temperedsadism]

Until the thirty days are up. Ah, I thiiiink I'll be able to return to my apartment afterward. Maybe.

It's cuteness one moment pushing a boy out the window next xD

[serves_evil]

Maybe?

It's only the light route, but...

[subordinatesoul]

/subtle butlerly cough

Thank you! 8D I will watch it right away!<3

[serves_evil]

[ex_apricots766]

Those're nice to have.