Voice-testing the first resident SPN muse

[rotguthunter]

Why the hell'd you even put me in this box? You do see all these other grey...things in here with me, right? They come near me, they're gettin' bellies full'a rock salt.

...

Aliens? Now I've heard everything.

...

Oh good god, get this clown away from me.


_{[Being surrounded by alien trolls in a green room that looks very much like Zacharia's Very Nice Room is going to make his heart explode, he's pretty damn sure.]}

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[notarambler]

[Sam is pretty sure he's way too drunk to be seeing who he's seeing right now. But...]

Bobby calm down it's called a muse box my mun has one too.

[rotguthunter]

Don't you tell me to calm down, boy.

_{[He's bristling, but damn is he glad to see a Sam that looks like he's in one piece.]}

[notarambler]

Getting upset is just gonna rile everyone else up. And trust me you do not want that.

[rotguthunter]

You try not getting upset when there's a damn posse of aliens just lookin' at you like you got a potato for a head.

[notarambler]

That's because your new I think. They are trying to figure you out.

[rotguthunter]

Pretty sure I ain't the first friggin' human these yahoos have ever seen. Though, between you n' me? Not too sure the tall blonde kid's completely human.

_{[Meanwhile, Bobby being wigged out by the Homestuck crew makes mun smile like an little kid that's just been handed kinetic sand.]}

oh my gods your Bobby is fantastic

[columblind]

[hey there guy, have a ghost boy, all for you!]

Sounds like a party in there. Protip? [leans forward and stage whispers:] Don't make the clown angry.

excuse me while I whine and squirm because noooOOoooo [animu blush-face-hidey icon]

[rotguthunter]

Ah crap.

_{[Just be glad he's too unnerved by the solid ones to immediately react to you.]}

The guy's doped to the gills, looks like. I can smell the damn smoke on his breath. Who knows what else he's stuck in 'im.

But thanks, I guess.

yeeEEEEEEeees. excuse me while I pinch your cheeks and cry because BOBBY

[columblind]

[oh goody, it's Tate's lucky day!]

Hey, no problem. From what I hear? Ya don't need more holes in you. And those guys? Seriously fucked up.

This poor put-upon man, I love him so much.

[rotguthunter]

Yeah one of 'em looks like he's been killed a few times. Actually all of 'em do. The hell, are these guys immortal?

He's p much the greatest lbr. deals with everyone's shit and kicks ass

[columblind]

Through the power of literary device. [he wiggles his fingers like he's casting a spell] They just keep comin' back, man. Death's trending on Twitter, now. From what my mun tells me, it's as good as Hell.

[Tate, that's rood]

[rotguthunter]

_{[He's just gonna give you a look like he's sucked a lemon.]}

Great, so these guys are full of actual plot holes.

I've just about had it up to here with Death, both the one with the face and the one without.

Bless you for this

[runsaway]

[ He'd say they're mostly harmless but that's a lie. So... ]

Yeah, it can get kind of crowded.

[ Sympathies. ]

Bobby needs all the drinks, man.

[rotguthunter]

Sittin' in a room with you two n' Cas is crowded, THIS is a damn nightmare full of orange horns and vamp teeth. There's a juggalo in here, Sam. I ain't ever heard a kid swear as much as this guy does. I'd ask him if he kisses his mother with that mouth, but that'd require actually talking to 'im.

[spent_it_on_ammo]

You always were a shoot first, ask questions later, sort of guy

[rotguthunter]

Yeah well, can't really afford the time it takes to ask questions.

[spent_it_on_ammo]

Does us no good not to at least get the facts straight. Grab a drink and we'll sit down and talk about this.

[rotguthunter]

<sub>[It's so damn tempting to tell John to just go right back to hell. But on the other hand, he's being civil so, might as well do the same.

Here, have a beer.]</sub>

Well, things are in a lull for now anyway, couldn't hurt to sit n' have one I guess.

[spent_it_on_ammo]

[It wouldn't be the first time someone has told him that and he probably deserves it. But it doesn't mean he can't smile and be friendly to someone he's known for so long.]

So, what are we facing? Vampires? Shape shifters?

[rotguthunter]

Trolls, apparently. Don't live under bridges, neither. Eatin' babies though, wouldn't put it past 'em.

_{[Which, joke's on him, they actually do on occasion, at least with their own young. They haven't let him know that though. They just don't want to get shot.]}

Bobbyyyyy

[knifecollecting]

It's easier if you can figure out how to ignore them.

[But she knows that's hard enough.]

That's ok, I didn't need my heart anyway

[rotguthunter]

Believe me sweetheart, I'm tryin' my damnedest.

_{[Large amounts of scotch are certainly helping. Except there's a kid in here eyein' the bottle like he wants to wrestle it out of Bobby's hands.]}

who really needs a heart? No one.

[knifecollecting]

It'll get easier with practice.

[Jo will help protect the scotch if it comes to that.]

[rotguthunter]

_{[If Jo pulls up a chair she might even get some for herself.]}

I'm gettin' too old for all this meetin' of new things/people/whatever the hell...

[knifecollecting]

[She wouldn't want to take away Bobby's coping mechanism.]

You're not too old to meet new people until you can't see 'em.