dear_mun | On it being his 'birthday'..

Why the hell wouldn't you want to celebrate your birthday? I mean, think about it. That's one more year of being awesome not as awesome as me, but the point remains.

[ Of all people. All the scowling commencing now. ]

Because when birthdays are celebrated and shit, there are loud parties and people I can't fucking stand.

So I just think its better to just not do it all. It's just a day where I get older, nothing else. [ Terse pausing and sighing irritably ]

Che Palle. I don't see how a fucking potato bastard like you is 'awesome' at all.

[ You love him. Of this ~~he really doesn't care or understand~~ is certain, because who wouldn't? He's Prussia. Your irritation AMUSES HIM as he is a cocky bastard. ]

So? Shit could be worse like, oh I don't know, you could be not another year older. Also known as dead.

Uhm. Let's start with how I kick ass and go from there. Also.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH POTATOES, TOMATO HEAD?

...Yeah? What of it? I'm not dead and don't plan to be anytime soon so stop making a big fucking deal of it.

Kick ass? Bullshit..

[ See that annoyed twitch of his eye there? About now? Solely reserved for the most annoying people ~~and he's forgetting who he's talking to so its not helping.~~ ]

OF COURSE I DO, FUCKER! THEY'RE BLAND AS SHIT AND ONLY YOU AND THAT OTHER POTATO BASTARD EAT THEM!

...Don't fucking call me a Tomato-head either.

[ ...and realizing who he'd just cussed out. Trying not to just say fuck it and back off about now. ]

[ He's not even going to care about the first argument. Potatoes > everything, okay? You suck. YOU SUCK. ]

THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS STUPID, WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT WHAT FOOD TASTES LIKE YOU JUST EAT IT AND ANYWAYS POTATOES ARE WAY SUPERIOR.

TOMATOHEADTOMATOHEAD [ HE IS GOING TO PUNCH YOUR FACE INSIDE OUT, ROMANO. Now might be a good time to note, clearly from his attire, he's from the 1700's. ]

COME AT ME, I DARE YOU.

[ Now that the adrenaline from his anger is starting to wear off a bit, the yelling does hurt his ears and oh. Hello there being observant of clothes. Certainly not helping his want to run away from this ~~like all Italians~~. ]

I can't fucking help that people with actual tastebuds want to eat something with flavor in it. Ever think of that being the reason w-why no one eats that shit? It's not superior, j-jackass.

[ Okay. Taking an instinctive step back, no longer at all yelling but he just can't find it in him to entirely back off yet despite he's both pissed and scared out of his wits. Especially with that last comment. ]

I. AM not. a goddamn t-tomato head. Don't make m-me say it again, bastard.

[ Shit. Why couldn't he just keep his mouth shut sometimes? ]

[ HAH. WINNING. Note how he doesn't pay attention TO ANYTHING YOU ARE SAYING EXCEPT THAT NOTED STEP BACKWARD, LOL. ]

What was that? I could have sworn that sounded sort of like OH GLORIOUS PRUSSIA YOU ARE SO RIGHT. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

Hahahaha. Hahahahahaha [etc]

W-What the fuck!? I didn't--

[ So just why was Spain friends with this idiot anyway? Going back to glaring, kthx. ]

I never once said you were right, fucker. You need to tone down that stupid ego and listen to people when they say shit to you.

it'd take a lot before I started even admitting shit like that was true or whatever bullshit...

[ Hint: BECAUSE HE IS AWESOME ]

Ugh. [ How does he flip from ridiculous to serious in two seconds? We will never know. ] You're so stupid, I was sayin -- fff, you know what never mind.

nooot even worth it.

[ continues to stare at you. ]

[ Stops at that. What the hell is with this guy anyway?!

T a k i n g a breath now. He wasn't the best at dealing with people. Especially after being called stupid. ]

How... am I not even worth it, bastard?

I'm listening.

[ For now. ]

It's kind of lost it's point.

[ He seems to have calmed down significantly, now. ] Uh. So.

[ this is where there is a long pause irritatingly expressed by much empty space because socializing is what? ]

You still with Austria or are you one of those from the future nutjobs.

[ While he was an ass - and aware of it - it didn't mean he'd keep with a pointless fight so he was just fine to drop it too. Not really minding the silence until that one thing was brought up and he sighed softly.

'One of those from the future nutjobs?' Really, Prussia? ]

The last one... but I'm not a fucking 'nut job'.

Do I look like I'd be still living with that bastard? I'm not a goddamn kid anymore.

[Prussia doesn't really care about your assitude, Romano. It's actually sort of comforting. But also, ware you really reallying him? Nothing is ever wrong with Prussia ever so obviously its YOU who is from the future not HIM who is from the past, duh. ]

Heh. Cool. Another loss for the sissy. Hahahaha. What a loser.

[ Obviously. Because being from the past is totally less weird than being from the future. Not that he'd say anything about it right then.

Though he can agree on Prussia's words, having always believed Austria was one of the worst when it came to being a sissy and as such it made him quite amused to see someone agree with him on that. ]

Agreed. He deserved what came to him.

Fucker was always such a prude and shit when I lived with him.

[ Even if that hadnt been long. ]

[ Uhm yup, totally less weird. ]

ffffhahahaha. Yeah he's never going to get anywhere.

Someone should put him out for good but eh. I sorta like watching him fumble about like an idiot on the battlefield.

[ Possible bonding?? weird. ]

Heh. Won't complain about that shit.

Thinks he knows what he's doing and what's best for everyone.

[ An eyeroll and crossing his arms over his chest. Strange they can find something to agree on but hey, it works. ]

If I could have kicked his ass, I would have done so gladly.

Hahahaha. Whatever like some pussy assed aristocrat knows what's best for a nation, what the heck. All he does is whimper and rely on marriages for power!

pfffff and he still gets his ass served to him most the time! HAAH.

I bet you totally could have taken him.

[ Okay. Scratch that. He likes this guy more than he'd first given him credit for. Definitely better than his stupid brother by far. ]

Yeah. Fucking pussy needs to learn to fight better since that keeps happening and he keeps getting his ass handed to him like you said.

[ He may be a coward but if pressed to, he can fight at least. Though he is a bit surprised at that last bit said. ]

Huh? Well... I guess with a guy like that it wouldn't be hard. Not to mention it'd be nice to do that for treating me like shit before.

[ PRUSSIA WILL TEACH YOU TO FIGHT NEW BEST FRIEND ]

Wanna learn how?

[ You have his attention ~~and all of his good mood right now~~. ]

Heh. Yeah. I do.

Right. [ Watch, he actually knows what he's talking about ]

Starts with a good army, kid. You hafta be organized and most importantly you've gotta have respect for your people.

You don't believe in them then they're not going to believe in you, you know? And that'll only make you weaker. They gotta know that you know that they're fuckin' awesome.

[ Well. The guy really could make sense when he wanted to.

Certainly liking him more and more, and his advice was quite helpful. He could wholly understand what he was talking about. Now the idea of fighting others still made him uneasy but he wasn't going to go off and tell other people about that. ]

Got it. I understand where you're coming from.

I've always had faith in my people as well as respect. That won't change.

[ Looking away quietly with a soft sigh. ]

It's just a matter of showing that. I ain't good at that affection shit or showing others how I feel about them..

[ Yeah well Prussia yells at them, to be fair. But it's that kind of yelling that's like, hey asshole you're Prussian so your awesome so start being awesome, kind of yelling. It's. Well. 1700. ]

Hey whatever, you know. If you're all soft with them you'll turn out like Austria...

and that would suck.

Tough love, man. Gotta prepare them for the worst. Make them know they're worth it.

[ Yeah, he's so proud of himself right now. ]

[ Nodding softly in agreement to that, seeming to be taking in every word for what it was worth. ]

I won't go easy on them.

I'll find some goddamn way to show my people all of that without being a pussy.

[ He's quite sure of himself now, looking a bit more set for what it's worth. Shit he didn't think he could actually be this motivated. ]

[ PAT ON THE MOTHERFUCKING BACK ]

That's the spirit! Haha. Yeah, you'll see.

Should teach you how to fight sometime, ya?

[ Blinking a bit at the pat to his back before that last bit registers.

Hold on. He just... offered to teach him how to fight? At least that's what Romano heard anyway. Nearly snapping at him that he didn't need his help when it finally sunk in. This guy... he was a strong nation. If he learned to fight from him... ]

Yeah. You know what the fuck you're doing in battle and I wouldn't mind being able to properly hold my own when the time comes.

Sure as hell, I do. I am Prussia afterall. [ He managed to be not as obnoxious. Whoa? ]

My Boss Fritz? He's the best. Drop by some time while we're doing drills.

You'll be strong as anything in no time [ or dead, whichever. ]

[ The prospect of being stronger was quite the nice idea. At least then he could have one up on his fucking brother; however slight as it was. ]

Think I could work something out with that.

[ Pause. ]

Long as he knows I'm a stubborn fuck. Not used to giving a shit when people tell me to do something..

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SEE ICON KEYWORDS ALSO HE CAN YELL LOUDER THAN YOU

CLEARLY PRUSSIA IS THE MOST MATURE ABOUT THIS XD

HE IS ALWAYS THE MOST MATURE ABOUT EVERYTHING ROFL

PFFT-- Y U P. BECAUSE HE IS AWESOME AND AWESOME PEOPLE ARE THIS MATURE?

DUH - BECAUSE MODERN PRUSSIA ISN'T OBNOXIOUS ENOUGH

THIS IS QUITE TRUE.

Forever Charlie Sheen.

... asdffhjkl yup. XD

I should enable you to join Maison, although warning you that its a survival horror

Ooh. Those are my favorite games though. You mean Maison de Portes?

I DO! Prussia isn't there yet because I claimed an OC but he will be after the next AC

Aah! Awesome! Do apps open soon?

You can totally app at any time, but you can only app one character per Activity Check period

Ohhh! Got it. I'll have to look into it and toss up a reserve or somethin~

Awwwrighhht /enables everyone in the universe

/is okay with this~ /o/

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