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Handsome Jack ([personal profile] buttstallion) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2014-10-21 05:41 pm

considering the box forever

Soooo! You gonna get off your fatass and do something with me or what? Like. Seriously. I get the whole thing about wanting to finish that other game starring me, Handsome Jack first, but what's the point?

I mean, we all know how I turn out eventually!

A.K.A., I become Pandora's hero/savior, everybody loves me, yadda yadda. You know! The important parts.

Anyway. Yep. Get on that. Pretty sure this place could use a little sprucin' up with my general (brilliant, amazing, fantastic, etc.) existence anyway.
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[personal profile] tenderloin 2014-10-21 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
DIE DIE DIE

KILL KILL KILL

SMASH YOUR FAKEY-FACE INTO THE GROUND PICK UP THE PIECES AND SELL THEM TO ORPHANS FOR MONEY

THEN EAT THE ORPHANS!!!


[sorry can't hear you over nonsensical screaming]
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[personal profile] tenderloin 2014-10-21 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Ohh...

SKIP THE SELLING! GO STRAIGHT TO EATING!!!
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[personal profile] theperfectbeing 2014-10-21 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have a strange looking insect man floating several feet in the sky above you, Jack.]

My, and here I thought Vegeta had the biggest ego to ever exist... thought you certainly are more entertaining to watch.

[He also kind of sounds like you.]
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[personal profile] divorcee 2014-10-21 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
More like you wind up a corpse. And honestly, I figure I'll let Lilith get the kill.

[When in doubt, might as well piss off the self-aggrandizing jackass.]
divorcee: (your supremacy)

[personal profile] divorcee 2014-10-21 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[And Axton just rolls his eyes.] What was that? "Oh, please, Commando, you're so much cooler than me"? I think that's what I heard.

[personal profile] hemophilic 2014-10-21 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps your host is frightened of what you are capable of.

But one way, or another, you'll find your way into the sun, will you not?
divorcee: (your true emancipation is a fantasy)

[personal profile] divorcee 2014-10-21 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eye-twitch goes here.]

...How about you watch what you say about Sarah, jackass? You sure this is the path you wanna take?

Because I have ten years of Dahl military service. And trust me, I know how to kill ugly bastards like you really well.
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[personal profile] theperfectbeing 2014-10-21 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me, Mr. "Hero of Pandora" do you consider yourself to be strong?

[personal profile] hemophilic 2014-10-21 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's okay, Eliza feels you, bro.]

Plebeians do seem to be plagued with unwarranted arrogance. It'd almost be cute, if it weren't perpetually irritating.

It seems as though a reminder of who's superior is in order, darling.
divorcee: (all the seas have risen up)

[personal profile] divorcee 2014-10-21 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't let it rattle you, don't let it rattle you, don't let it-]

She got me out of there, yeah. I kind doubt anyone would do that for you.

[Axton grins fiercely, fingers twitching towards his holo-deck.] Six of us versus one of you? Hell yeah! We got your piece-of-crap 'bots dead to rights. You're going down, Jack, and that, you can bet on!
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[personal profile] theperfectbeing 2014-10-22 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but can you do this?

[ The grasshopper man extends out a hand almost boredly. A beam of pure energy erupts from the palm and shooting forth like a comet, strikes some mountain or city or whatever in the distance and obliterates it with the force of a dozen Eyes of Helios]

[personal profile] hemophilic 2014-10-22 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I do not know of these "robots", but I'll assume that they were lesser beings that were too ignorant to learn their place. Miracles are rarely heard of, but it does not mean they don't exist -- I'm a miracle of nature, after all.

[Eliza is Eliza's #1 fan.]
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[personal profile] pitythefool 2014-10-22 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. It's a good thing you're so modest, I guess.

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