graduate culinary school, binge on pc re games

[ex_pectorals719]

You're putting a lot of your hours into a number of things at once. Take it easy, will ya'? Work's one thing, but spending a little too much time either at the gym or gaming is another.

Even things out a bit before you go and stress about anything else. No cheat days on your gains, either. And ease up on those shakes, by the whey.

Those fruits are for your tortes and crepes, you know.

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[glimpseoftruth]

[Alyssa barely manages to keep from chuckling. She covers it up with a cough.]

"By the whey"? That's a terrible pun.

[ex_pectorals719]

I dunno, I'd go a little farther and say it was eggscellent.

[ stop him. ]

[glimpseoftruth]

[Okay, that one makes her laugh. Just a little.]

Did you take joke lessons from Ryman or something? Heh. So, does your little mun have any ideas on where they're going to drag your punny butt to?

[ex_pectorals719]

[ wow, he wishes he were as suave lookin' as kevin. in other costumes, maybe. just not really. ]

Never knew making puns could be a skill that needed to be taught. [ there's the embarrassment kicking in. being hideously corny is in the blood, or so he thought. ] Spent a few months in a game already, worked off a debt, and now it's back to a matter of looking around.

[ what a stellar first impression. ]

Any luck with looking on your end?

[glimpseoftruth]

[Yeah, but Kevin can't punch dudes in the face quite like you, Chris. Keep your chin up.]

I'm just teasing! Honestly, it's a good thing. A little levity goes a long way. [Bad jokes: it's a thing.]

Mnn. No luck yet. She's so busy wringing her hands about not having enough to work with. You'd think Raccoon City would be enough for credentials, but nope.

[ex_pectorals719]

It's a little hard to throw bad jokes in front a reporter. Wouldn't wanna say something out of line and have come back as a headline.

[ he continues to tease in return, but this time it's more an attempt to rein it in. 2serious. any mention of raccoon city gets him to switch gears fast enough. ]

No plans for a vacation then?

[glimpseoftruth]

Well, you know how it goes. If it's on the record, you've got to run with it. That's just the breaks; I'm sure you understand, since you were a cop and all.

[Alyssa winks conspiratorially at Chris.]

I could use one! And if I never see another zombie again, it'll be too soon.

[ex_pectorals719]

[ wow, he doesn't know whether to feel threatened or a lil scurred. maybe because she could probably deadlift as much as him, yas. this is why he was never allowed near the press to begin with, and which is prolly why he's a lil more tight-lipped now. the wink slays him, though, which is why he ignores it. what do.... ]

Sounds like you're asking trouble, and having it follow a little close behind. [ slowly, with a lot of groaning noises. ] Still, Raccoon takes a lot out of everyone, which is why I asked.

[glimpseoftruth]

[She spent the entire zombie apocalypse running around in heels, brah. Compared to that and fighting a Tyrant, this ain't no big thing to her. Alyssa's grin grows a tiny bit before she laughs.]

Oh, don't worry about me. I know my way around a gun or two. [Her smile softens, becomes a little wistful.] Maybe... maybe an island vacation. With little chunks of fruit in the drinks and cute guys in swimsuits.