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[moonlightfang]

Right. You there? Mun?

Now I know humans are death seeking morons, but really, you're a cut above the rest. You obviously know who I am, which means you must know who my lord is, and yet here we are. Human stupidity is remarkable, but it's your audacity that stands out most. Instead of cowering in fear, you're doing this.

When you die, which will be very soon, and get sent to Hades? You are mine. And you're going to pay for all of this, bastard.

[Hmph]

Oh, and by the way, if that human in the blue calls me "brother" one more time, I'm going to rip his throat out. Be a good boy and tell him for me.

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[inunokimi]

Power serves us not with these mortals, no matter how you growl.

[moonlightfang]

Ah, but once he dies, it's a different story entirely. I'll just spend the time between then and now thinking up of ways he'll pay this all off.

[inunokimi]

What satisfaction do you gain from tormenting mortals? They will break easily.

[moonlightfang]

It's hardly about satisfaction, though I'll take no small amount in his suffering. And he won't break. That would be too easy for him.

[For now]

[inunokimi]

All mortals are the same; yours is no different. (She has a lot of time on her hands to observe such matters.) Your scent is that of a canine. Are you too a dog demon?

[moonlightfang]

While they're alive, yes. [Either someone didn't know about prinnies, or never bothered with them] A dog demon? I'm no mere dog demon.

[abravelikehero]

We're not all death seeking morons, I like being alive and safe! Not that I generally feel safe... but I'm at least alive! Except for that one time....

[moonlightfang]

At least you accept that you're a moron. One out of two is better than I expected.

[abravelikehero]

Uh... no I don't think I'm a moron either....

[moonlightfang]

One, nobody asked you what you think. Two, of course you don't, you're a moron. It's in your nature to be wrong.

[abravelikehero]

I thought I would be used to the harsh words of demons by now....

[moonlightfang]

There's a reason for that you know. See if you can guess it on your own.

[abravelikehero]

Mao and the students at the academy aren't as harsh as you?

[udontknowjackfrost]

Why is mun stupid, hee ho?

[moonlightfang]

I'm not even going to humor such a stupid question.

[udontknowjackfrost]

[!!!]

You're a hee-stupid question, dum-dum!

[moonlightfang]

Watch your tongue, or I'll tear it out and strangle you with it.

[udontknowjackfrost]

Hee, you're all red, ho! Are you angry, dum-dum?

Muns are scary, hee ho! If you call them stupid, hee, they can do anything, ho!

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[udontknowjackfrost]

Also I don't hee ho have a tongue, dum-dum!

[moonlightfang]

You're an incredibly annoying demon.

[sardinelover]

If that's how you feel I won't make any attempts to stop you, Fenrich. Although if you want my impute, I say give the lad at least sliver of a chance. You two are going to be working together for at least a little while, and things will no doubt run a lot smoother if you can get along.

[moonlightfang]

My lord!

[And he does that straightening up, stressed out thing. They got him too!? Those BASTARDS! But...wait. No this could possibly work.]

As always, my lord, your words are as tempered as your many great skills. However, doesn't this seem as if the humans have even less fear of us than usual?

[sardinelover]

...come to think of it, my own player here does have a bit of difficulty taking me seriously. You would think that the month of October would make us all the more intimidating rather than less.

[moonlightfang]

As it so happens, I may have just the solution for such a thing.

[sardinelover]

[That puts a smile on Val's face. As expected of his trusty servant.]

Hmhmhm, I never doubted you for a second, Fenrich. I can always count on you whenever I need assistance. So! What's your plan?