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[sailor_v]

Yes! Finally! You've been procrastinating for a long time, but as long as I get to open my business, that's all that matters. Now, let's get down to brass taxes!

[She looks thoughtful, tapping her chin.]

It needs a good name, something full of romance and excitement! But I probably shouldn't reference 'Venus' if I'm going to keep my secret identity.

How about...

Sparkling Goddess Lovely Matchmaking?

[Because that sounds AWESOME!]

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[scatologicalcombat]

Hmm.

What exactly are the qualifications to be a champion of love?

[sailor_v]

Eh? Well...er...

[No one's ever questioned it before! She scratches the side of her head, trying to find the right words.]

You have to be passionate, definitely. And your heart must be pure! To cherish love and the power it holds to help and unite people. Things like that!

[scatologicalcombat]

In that case, I've been one for years without even realising! Another heavy responsibility finds my shoulders...

[sailor_v]

Leave it to Mina-chan, then!

[She wags her finger proudly.]

This is a duty I happily accept. Everyone will thank me when they see what I can do!

[scatologicalcombat]

[He wags right back.]

Impossible! Love is a thing between people, right? So that means we have to stand together, otherwise we'd be betraying our roots!

[sailor_v]

Well...yeah, but...you aren't even in the city, are you?

[IS HE? She hasn't been paying attention much THANKS MUN so he could be for all she knows!]

[scatologicalcombat]

[No, no he is not.]

... No, but... I'm here, aren't I? [Lame.] And wherever there are people... There is love!

[Nice recovery.]

[sailor_v]

[Minako knuckles her chin. There's not exactly anyone here in need of a set up...besides herself, and the only other person here is married...but she has to admire his conviction and passion!]

All right!

[It's decided.]

Then show me what you can do, mister!