On memes and related shenanigans

[womanwhobeatyou]

I've indulged you twice, poppet. That's more than enough time to get the ridiculous idea out of that pretty little head. But just in case it hasn't, let's be very very clear:

I am not pregnant.
I will not become pregnant.
And it will certainly not be with Sherlock Holmes.

Do get back to that application you were supposed to be writing, or that actual work you have to do. Really, dear, at the rate you're going I'm starting to think you want me to get the whip.

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[thedominatrix]

[A long stare, followed by a somewhat uncharacteristic:]

Jesus.

[The level of 'do not want' currently on her face is astonishing.]

[womanwhobeatyou]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[A twitch of the lips hint at a bare smile.] Though watching the Iceman try to swallow his tongue three times over trying to process the idea would at least be entertaining.

[theblogger]

[ Hi, we're looking through the Sherlock tag. ]

Hamish.

[ But really, please don't. He's not sure he can see Sherlock knowing what to do with sex, much less that he's gotten someone (you) pregnant. ]

[womanwhobeatyou]

[Hiiiiiiiiii]

Don't encourage her, Dr. Watson.

[theblogger]

I dunno. Might be interesting to see how well you can weild a baby bump on top of a riding crop. You're opposed to 'glowing'?

I'll have to suggest against dropping out windows and taunting internationals, though.

[womanwhobeatyou]

I am opposed to having to behave.

Though the prospect of making Mycroft Holmes swallow his tongue three times over is tempting.

[theblogger]

It'd be even better if it were his.

[ Musing. Congratulations, Irene. You have inspired John Watson into trolling. ]

[womanwhobeatyou]

Jealous? [Disgusted look at the very idea of Mycroft. Don't make her get the whip, John.]

The fun is in Mr. Holmes not knowing it's coming.