homeless, probably forever

[tryannsauros]

This space is too small, and hearing your voice all the time... reminds me of the tank.

I've already chosen my Battlemaster. You're hardly worthy enough to be giving me orders. Find me something bigger, something to fight, or drop this stupid act.

If not, don't be surprised when I start smashing walls.


[ OOC: fdglkjlg I don't know who just bought that paid account (WHO DID THAT?) but THANK YOU (you really shouldn't have, sob). I am really flattered, you guys. ;_; ]

Comments

[reigninginstars]

I'd highly suggest you not smashing any more walls, Grunt.

[tryannsauros]

Shepard!

[ Hey, wait. ]

... Why not? Better the wall than her head. I can already see it cracking like an egg...

Now I'm hungry.

[reigninginstars]

[Gives him a warm smile.]

Butting heads with a wall can't be too good, that's why.

[Oh goodness, Grunt, you are so precious.]

Isn't there any other way you can solve it?

[neuterskrogan]

Also recommend against wall smashing. Would weaken structural integrity, could cause collapse.

[tryannsauros]

Was counting on it.

[neuterskrogan]

Ah.

In that case, by all means. Smash walls. Unsure of what that will accomplish.

[powerspawning]

It's either walls or heads, which do you prefer, Doc?

OH GOOD, MORE KROGAN

[neuterskrogan]

Believe excessive violence unnecessary given current situation.

fff, the difference between paragon and renegade is showing quite clearly here

[femshep]

'Homeless forever'? Sounds to me like she's cutting you off before you've even had a chance.

Smash them, Grunt. Smash them until she lets you out. It doesn't even matter where--all I know is, I spent almost a year cooped up and it almost drove me nuts. That's not going to happen to you.

[Careful, Shep, your mama-bear is showing.]

[tryannsauros]

[ But didn't you just-- oh never mind. ]

Like hell it will! Battlemaster, just say the word and I'll turn this whole place into rubble.

[femshep]

[yeah, don't think on it too much.]

That depends. Is she willing to negotiate?

[Because true to Shepard form, if one of her crew's being held hostage somewhere, especially somewhere cramped and boring like the headspace, she has every intention of storming the place with guns blazing.]

[calibrating]

Maaaaaybe we should look into finding you a hobby that doesn't involve wonton destruction.

[tryannsauros]

A hobby.

Like what?

[calibrating]

Knitting, coin collecting, gardening... You know, things that don't involve turning everything around you into rubble.

[runandgun]

Yeah, how about we don't start smashing things. I'm pretty sure we've all got enough problems as it is.

[tryannsauros]

What do your problems have to do with me?

[runandgun]

You don't have problems? You could've fooled me.

[powerspawning]

Smash walls anyway. You want'em to take you seriously, then show them you're serious.

[tryannsauros]

[ Fidgets restlessly. Now you've got him worked up. ]

I am serious! This girl is meat.

[strawberry_roll]

...Yoooooou might not wanna insult your mun. They can get pretty evil when they're feeling vengeful.

[tryannsauros]

I don't need advice from a berry.

[shotgunhacks]

If you do, just make sure you're not on the Normandy.

Find a Cerberus base instead.

[tryannsauros]

Find me one around here, I'll do more than just smash walls.

[bettertopunchyouwith]

You think you can?

[tryannsauros]

I know.