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[unyieldingfists]

No, Mun. Absolutely not. 

How would trapping me in some sex-crazed hotel help you "brush up" on your skills? 

[She didn't dare think about what he--and everyone, for that matter--would say if they ever found out about that.]

Try it and I'll beat rush you into the ground. 

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[redpinion]

If it's any consolation, the mundane would not be the only one gaining...skills.

[just gonna casually not help the situation whatsoever.]

[animusangelus]

...Tifa?

[unyieldingfists]

[Speak of the devil... Don't start blushing, now.]

Cloud! What are you doing here?

[unyieldingfists]

[She felt the heat slowly rising from her chest to her neck, and finally to her cheeks.]

N-no! Don't encourage her!

[redpinion]

Oh, I'm by no means encouraging her. I'm merely suggesting a simple truth.

[aka being a generally horrible.]

However, if I'm to sympathize with you on your situation, I would say that arguing with a mundane is likened to barking at a tree; pointless.

He's so deliciously evil >:D

[unyieldingfists]

[Mun enabler!]

She briefly plotted to have me... and Sephiroth--of all people! [The horrors. Look at how it reduced her to sputtering.]

You're right, though. Arguing with her in the past hasn't helped.

[Which was exactly why she was resorting to physical threats. Desperate times.]

Isn't he just?

[redpinion]

[Sephiroth? Ugh. While Genesis is kind of a dick, he wouldn't wish that on his worst enemy!]

You have my condolences, if only because nobody should ever have to deal with overcompensating Ex-Generals with mother issues, much less in...that manner.

[pots and kettles, Genesis. Pots and kettles.]

Ah. The Mundane is suggesting someone by the name of, I believe, 'Rude' as being more of your match? But then again, she is a Mundane.

Re: Isn't he just?

[unyieldingfists]

[Overcompensating? Mommy issues? He definitely hit the nail with those two observations.]

Thank you. To be fair though, when she realized Cloud was around, she dropped the Sephiroth suggestion pretty quickly.

[Rude? Oh boy. Old feelings die hard. Even if Reno and Rude helped out once before...]

Ah, no. Not a Turk.

[redpinion]

No? Hm. For all it's worth, SOLDIER trumps Turks whem it comes to besmirch reputations.

I suppose certain wayward blonds are a better pick, then?

[unyieldingfists]

I guess some people would think that about SOLDIER. Not all of them are bad, though.

[Maaaybe, Genesis. Maybe. She eyed him warily, fighting a second blush.]

What do you know about certain 'wayward blondes?'

asdfgh sorry for the typos - I was mobile half the day

[redpinion]

[here, have an eyebrow, because if you ever need confirmation on how crazy-insane Genesis, a SOLDIER, can get, all you have to do is ask the guy.]

Only about as much as I've described, I'm afraid. You, however, would know much more.

No worries! So used to Swype typos that I overlook most now haha

[unyieldingfists]

[Having two kids equipped her with the means to match any eyebrow with one of her own. She was sticking with her story. They weren't all bad. And the bad one that ruined her adolescence? Well... look what happened to that sucker.]

You're right. He and I have a history. It's hard to change old habits after... everything. [A history of waiting and waiting and waiting.]