[possible spoilers if comments happen]

[redband]

So what's the deal, huh? I thought you didn't like my face?

You sure changed your mind fast.

Whatever. I'm hittin' the clock on this one, just so y'know. I ain't the type you're gonna have funsy dumbass times with. I don't like people, and I don't like gettin' chatty.

Not even sure I like you.



So we're done here, right? Yeah? Right.

Comments

[orangelamborghini]

Awwww, c'mon! Who could resist a face like yours?

[He'd pinch your cheek for emphasis. But we all know how that would go down. So. He'll just leave it as implied.]

And bro! Who knows? You might wind up liking people more if you spend some time with 'em! Can't hurt to try, right?

[Sure it can, Mikey. Sure it can.]

[redband]

Could be wrong here, Mikey, but I'm gettin' the notion that you forgot what does and doesn't have the capability to hurt.

[Like large, angry ragefaces. They can hurt.]

[orangelamborghini]

Nah! I remember! I'm just trying to be optimistic, Raph'. Spending some time outside of the sewer's gonna be great.

[He points to the below thread.]

Look, you're already getting noticed by girls!

[redband]

Aw yeah, it's been awesome so far. Gettin' dragged through snow, shot at, thrown, crushed.... s'been really magical.

[Eyyyyeee rolllllll]

Lucky me. Lucky, lucky me. At least she's talkin' reality.

[hex_appeal]

Muns don't listen to us. Ever. We're not done until they say so.

[redband]

So what, I suck it up n'dance like a puppet til she's happy?

Great.

[hex_appeal]

Either that or until she forgets about you.

I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do, but I thought the truth would be better than lies.

[redband]

Truth's always better. Anythin' else is just wasting time.

[prideindeviousness]

Sooooo...not even going to give this five minutes then?

[This tiny crippled turtle seems relatively at home here.]

[redband]

Think it's worth it?

[If a tiny turtle can sail by, maybe a big ugly one can, too. Worth a shot, anyway.]

[prideindeviousness]

Well it depends on the type of person your mun is, but I can recommend saving any complaints until after you know what they want.

[Bentley makes his own way by being adaptable. Of course he also comes from a place where talking turtles are normal, but that's not the point.]

Who knows you might end up being the best thing to go there.

[redband]

She's alright. Patient. Might be a good thing.

[Definitely a good thing.]

So, what's your experience with this stuff been like? Be real.

[goddamnbatsman]

Huh. And to think, you guys said I was the one on steroids.

[redband]

So I eat my Wheaties. Sue me.

where have you been all my life.mp3

[frothed]

I don't know if I'd bank on that.

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[redband]

Yeah? I'm still waitin' on something to convince me.

Mikey's not helping.

[Not true.]

sob i googled that but i'm not sure i know the reference

[frothed]

You gotta admire his optimism.

[ or not. he doesn't seem the type to admire anyone's optimism. ]

But I was referring more to the two of you being done.

[strikingblue]

[Kurt seems amused, looking as if he's perched on a ledge nearby, his tail hanging down.]

A bad day for you, mein freund?

[redband]

You could say that.

[So very tempting to yank him down like a fuzzy venetian blind, but. Refraining.]

Seen worse, though. Guess I'm just complaining for the sake of it. What's it to you?

[strikingblue]

[He may find Nightcrawler a little hard to hang onto but he's welcome to give it a shot. It's not like his friends haven't tried it already.]

Ja, dhen you feel better for saying it.

[He shrugs, three fingered blue hands out.] I just say hello to dhe new face.

[norvegicus]

Raphael. [ there might be some disapproval there. be nice, son. ]

[redband]

What?

[ ... oop... ]

... sensei. Sorry.

[norvegicus]

[ sigh. ]

That temper, my son..

[orangelamborghini]

Dad!

Oh, uh, I mean, Sensei!

[Polite little bow. Please excuse him, he's just really happy to see you!]

[norvegicus]

Michaelangelo. [ he lays a hand gently on mikey's head. ] I am glad to see you, as well, my son.