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[notaprince]

[He's not going to say a single thing, because it's a waste of breath.

But rest assured, he's judging you* over his tea.]


[[*you = the mun, the situation, everyone and everything.]]

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[mooimacow]

I am being judged in the court of Yuki.

[notaprince]

[Itsy-bitsy smile. 10 points for Haru.]

Oh? And how do you plead?

[mooimacow]

Guilty of loving you too much?

[notaprince]

You're very funny.

I'm not judging you.

[mooimacow]

I wasn't being funny.

You are my shining star.

[notaprince]

[Huffy sigh to hide the fact he's totes smiling omg.] Haru.

[mooimacow]

[That smile is contagious.] Feeling better?

[notaprince]

Of course. As I'm sure you knew I would.

[mooimacow]

The spirits told me I had a chance.

[notaprince]

Oh? What did they say would happen?

[mooimacow]

A positive experience.

[notaprince]

Huh.

I didn't take you for someone who put that much stock in...predictions.

[mooimacow]

Miracles happen when Yuki smiles.

[notaprince]

-- now you're teasing me.

[mooimacow]

Maybe I want you to smile again.

[notaprince]

-- I am. Smiling.

[Lies.]

[mooimacow]

Your face says otherwise.

[notaprince]

I'm just irritated. Not...not at you.

[mooimacow]

Talk to me.

[notaprince]

It's wearying. [General wave at the everything (esp. Mun)] That's all.

...nice to see you, though.

[mooimacow]

Yeah. That's a good word for it. [Exhausting, wearying, ridiculous.] It's nice to be seen.

[notaprince]

How've you been?

[mooimacow]

I visited a meadow.

As a cow.

It was interesting.

[notaprince]

...did you eat the meadow?

[brbwritingsmut]

I know, I know. You're having trouble containing your enthusiasm at seeing me.

[notaprince]

I'm foaming with enthusiasm.

[Siiiiip.]

[brbwritingsmut]

Yes, that can happen. Don't worry, it's a common side effect.

[notaprince]

Should I be worried? Will I ever play the violin again?

[Absolute monotone continues.]

[brbwritingsmut]

No, I'm afraid not. Very few who are capable of withstanding my charm. Soon you will be nothing more than a Shigure worshipper.

[notaprince]

[...]

Occasionally I wonder why I don't long for the other members of my family here. And then you remind me.

[brbwritingsmut]

(WOW RUDE but I will just ignore you even said that)

No need to be shy, Yuki-kun! It's only a natural response to my presence! It's best not to fight it.

[notaprince]

[It's how Yuki shows affection!]

I sincerely hope you're deliberately misunderstanding me.