A wild idiosyncrasy appears [crossposted canon is Gilmore Girls]

[coffeeholic]

Did mom put you up to this?

I just want to know to save time and walk out now.

No? Oh, well good.

Then it's you and me doing this thing. This weird and totally invasive thing. This is like This is your life without the fun celebrity guests.

Is it just me or is this unbelievably awkward? It can't be just me or this place wouldn't be as full as it is.

Maybe we can work out some sort of deal with this and find my Rory! I need my Rory, she's the light of my life, the apple of my eye, the caffeine in my coffee. You get the picture.

Comments

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yeah for worse or worse, you're stuck together like Sonny and Cher, but with less singing.

[coffeeholic]

The less singing is good, I mean if you heard my voice you would know why I have been banned by all three local karaoke bars.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Can't be worse than Stevie Nicks.

[coffeeholic]

I have 3 Stevie Nicks albums and one summer I went through an admittedly regrettable wardrobe choice based on her. No, I sound more like Steve Harvey.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Steve Harvey? So does Stevie Nicks, ha!

[coffeeholic]

If that was some twisted form of humor....then I have a new level of respect for you my friend.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Everything about me is twisted. I was raised in a dysfunctional family with a mess inside that can only be culled by sweet revenge.

You know, like Gary Busey.

[coffeeholic]

I have heard that about Gary. But I suggest you try filling that void with coffee, it works for me.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Awww can't I have a little revenge, please?

[coffeeholic]

Well ok, but just a little, Don't spoil your dinner.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yay, goody goody!

[Hops around like a precarious puppet.]

Can't wait to kneecap Mike Meyers for "Cat in the Hat".

[coffeeholic]

Ohh be sure to give him a kidney punch for "Love Guru" to.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I throw in a groin punch for good measure.

[coffeeholic]

Ahh good measure. Ever wonder what is a bad measure? Would that be like evil metrics or something?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

A bad measure is the American system! Babing, I got a million of em--inches, that is.

[coffeeholic]

A million inches...that has to be like...three miles.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

And I would walk 499 more.

[thingthatreadsalot]

The macaroni to your cheese? The peanut butter to your jelly?

[coffeeholic]

The chocolate sauce, marshmallow fluff and pixie stix to my ice cream. Remember when we stayed up all night and ate that? We should do that again. Soon.

[thingthatreadsalot]

How could I forget? You praised the sugary gods and offered the bears of gummi as a sacrifice to appease them.

[coffeeholic]

Those Sugary Gods have been good to us kiddo, don't know them. Besides the bear had it coming, being all squishy and flavored.

ugh. i need better icons orz

[thingthatreadsalot]

Hmm, point taken. They're going expect you to top that sacrifice the next time around.

hollowart has tons if you like them

[coffeeholic]

Ohh that's going to be tuff. How do you top something as epic as that? Do you think they would accept my mother stuffed with marshmallows and drizzled with chocolate sauce and then set on fire?

[madangry_madcrazy]

Eugh!

[coffeeholic]

Would you like a little kleenex for your phlegm or are you free ranging it?

[madangry_madcrazy]

What?

[coffeeholic]

Wow, and I thought conversations with Kirk were deep. So, everything ok there fella?

[madangry_madcrazy]

Hey, I don't know who this 'Kirk' fellow is, but I can be deep. I just don't like mushy, gooey feeling stuff.

[coffeeholic]

But mushy is good, like soft ice cream or hot mac and cheese! I could write a thesis on mushy and why it's good. What's you're beef with mushy?

[madangry_madcrazy]

Okay, fine. Mushy is good when it comes to certain food, like mashed potatoes, but feelings are another thing. It involves hugging and cute animals, and people going 'awww'.

[coffeeholic]

Ah but you miss other key points on things of mushy natures. There is the mushy of two people basking in the inevitable failure of another or enjoying how a parent can always crush your hopes and dreams and still make cocktail hour. Trust me there is a whole spectrum of mushy out there to explore.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Ugh, parents. Don't even get me started.

[coffeeholic]

Buddy I could not only get you started I could shut down a Denny's with my parental horror stories.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Does your mother till treat you like you're four years old, even though you're clearly a a grown adult?

I mean, mine will lick her thumb and rub my cheek with it to 'clean the schmutz off'. Oh and did I mention she does this in public and/or in front of my subordinates?

[cspan]

I almost forgot how disturbingly co-dependent you two are. I know that loving relationships are supposed to be the ideal for mothers and daughters, but I think both of you may benefit from some counselling.

[coffeeholic]

Ahh the dulcet tones of a young Republican stalking it's prey. Hello Paris, have a good summer?

[cspan]

Not particularly. I'm still here, and there is practically no stimulation of any kind.

[coffeeholic]

I know that feeling, it was most of the early 80's with mom and dad. Have you tried hobbies? Knitting, paper mache, racing large industrial fork lifts?

[cspan]

Arts and crafts are difficult to accomplish when you have no material to accomplish them with. A nice glue gun would be appreciated around, you know? Hell, I'll take a glue stick if they're that cheap.

/jacks

[thingthatreadsalot]

More like a symbiotic relationship. One of us dies if we're separated for more than 24 hours.

[cspan]

Maybe you could be buried next to each other in the same grave.

[gilmorisms]

I don't know... I ran into a character played by Johnny Depp once. I think that counts as celebrity.

[coffeeholic]

You ran into Johny Depp? Did you tell him you have a beautiful mother who has volunteered with terminal children and speaks six languages? I read he's into intelligent worldly women.