x-posted to Dear Player

[wherenoonegoes]

We need to talk about this list of characters you're working on for when the next App This Plz rolls around. Now, see, when you said you were going to be trying to get canonmates to show up at bravenewworld , I figured you'd be looking for the usual suspects. You know, Astrid, Dad, Mom, Gobber, the Twins, Fishlegs, Snotlout, and maybe even those crazy people from that Rise Of The Brave Tangled Dragons thing. I know you don't usually play from that last one, but theoretically it could happen.

But Dagur?! Have you gone completely mental? I don't know if this is somehow escaped your notice, but there's a reason they call him Dagur the Deranged instead of Dagur the Well-Adusted. It's because he is, in fact, deranged. Who's next, Drago? Maybe he can try to kill us all with a mind-controlled Kyurem.

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[lostmyfooting]

My mun seems to think that's an excellent idea. She's giggling and shaking over there in the corner, it's kind of worrying.

Also, hi. This is weird.

[wherenoonegoes]

Quit encouraging my mun. The only thing that's stopping him now is the fact that nobody actually plays Dagur.

And it's not as weird as what's happened to Toothless.

[lostmyfooting]

[but see, that only makes it more worth encouraging I MEAN]

What happened to Toothless?

[wherenoonegoes]

[Hiccup pulls out his sketchbook, and opens it to a page.]

He got turned into one of these. Upside? No tail-fin to lose. Downside? The mun decided that he doesn't have any teeth, retractable or otherwise.

[lostmyfooting]

[okay, he laughs]

Oh man, that's amazing. How long was he stuck like that?

[wherenoonegoes]

He's still stuck like that. For as long as I'm in the game. In fact, since it's an AU he's been retroactively stuck like that since the day he was born.

[lostmyfooting]

. . . Whoa. Okay, Toothless in my game turned pink once, and another time, he was a stuffed animal.

But even after all that? You win.