Character is dubious.

[backstab]

Thanks for the icons. Seems like a waste of time and money, though. Defeats my purpose. After all, you should know by now that I'm not just a pretty face. [Despite purposefully portraying herself that way sometimes.

It's for missions, okay? Undercover is a thing.]

What I really wanted to say was...don't even think of putting me in a game. I'm 99% sure most of them have a me. Which is still weirding me out, by the way. [And that's an accomplishment, considering everything she's seen.]

Just warning you. That's all. Unlike my face, it's not going to be pretty.

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[backstab]

Even when none of them will sleep with you?

[irredeemed_ant]

Two did. Sorta. But you really think that's the only reason I would want lots of you around? You're just as sexy with clothes on. Plus you're really useful in a tight spot.

[backstab]

I hope that's not a pun. I hate puns.

[irredeemed_ant]

I don't think it's a pun. I meant as in when things go bad, you're generally good in a crisis. The fact you're hot is a pleasant bonus. You having umpteen scary ex boyfriends, not so much.

[backstab]

We all have baggage, Eric. [Okay, her more than most, but still. Her point stands.]

[irredeemed_ant]

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure the worst I've ever had to concern myself with pretty much pales of any of yours.

But seriously, I'd like it if we can be friends, if anything.

[backstab]

Me having friends doesn't usually work out.

But I guess it's worth a try.

[irredeemed_ant]

Perhaps you just haven't had the right type of friend? I figured since we're both strongly tied to SHIELD we have a little in common. Even if you are like a gadzillion levels of clearance higher than I was.

Awesome, you wanna get a drink?

[backstab]

As long as you promise not to talk about work or having sex with other versions of me, fine.

[irredeemed_ant]

I can do that. Though to be fair in the previous times it was under unusual circumstances so...

[backstab]

I don't think I wanna know.

[And no, Eric, that is not an invitation to elaborate.]

[irredeemed_ant]

You probably don't. Though I can't deny that it wasn't all fun.

[Playful smile for a few seconds, he can probably get away with that, right?]

Way I see it, it's probably dumb of me to flirt with a lady whose code name is from a species where the females kill the males after sexy time.