Being enabled into Mask or Menace.

[hydraated]

[Ward is really going to overlook the fact that Skye's there and she's got someone now. That she's moved on After three months. She was clearly always a child and had made her point perfectly clear (after three months!) and it wasn't as if he'd finalized anything anyway or made any plans because of Garrett...]

If you're asking me which I want to chose between the "mutate into a horrible freak" or get superpowers - the answer should be painfully obvious.

Unless you're twice as stupid as -

[Three months! - he folds his arms across his chest]

Pick something good. Super strength. I like that one, why not go with that one?

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[partofaplan]

Because every bozo with half a brain picks super strength.

[hydraated]

Says the guy with no super abilities at all.

[partofaplan]

That's because I can be awesome without needing to be trapped by gimmicks.

[hydraated]

[Just think like Garrett right?

....Even if he was crazy.]

Then obviously you don't have any understanding of real power.

[partofaplan]

"Real power." Riiiiight. Sure. Whatever, dude. Keep thinking that.

[hydraated]

It's the truth. [Really getting tired of people disagreeing with him]

Don't know how up you are on spoilers for GotG.

[partofaplan]

I know real power.

I'm good. I've got my own rocket :D

[hydraated]

[And Grant looks up and down. He's dressed like a bad sci-fi show reject and it's easy to feel contempt.]

...Right. Sitting in a basement and reaching level four on diablo isn't real power friend. Sorry.

[partofaplan]

Oh, you have no idea.

...What's Diablo?

[hydraated]

...It's a computer game.

[And in true marvel-whedon-fashion he shakes his head, gesturing at his outfit] It's hard to explain.

[partofaplan]

Computer games ain't hard to explain. They're games on a computer. Duh.

[hydraated]

...You look like a Star Wars reject.

[partofaplan]

...Wow. Where'd that come from? Dude... That's just rude.

[hydraated]

[he's bitter and angry.] Feel free to hate me. Everyone else does. Why are you dressed like that.

[partofaplan]

Well, I ain't everyone, bro.

And they're clothes. Why are you dressed like that?

[hydraated]

[black leather jacket, black jeans, black shirt] I don't want to be seen.

[partofaplan]

There ya go. We've all got our reasons.

[Squinting at.]

So, what's got your back all raised?

[wayoutsidethebox]

Can I pick for you?

[hydraated]

[So many Skye's. His mouth sets in a thin line and he looks tired] What.

[wayoutsidethebox]

Rather you mutate into a freak or get superpowers. Can I pick for you? I have a pretty good idea which one I'd choose.

[hydraated]

...Don't be nasty. You'd miss me.

[triplett]

I kind of like your mun. Turn your ass into a hairy rat and I don't mean a cool one like Master Splinter. A regular sewer rat. You know, the kind that have really short life spans?

[Trip is obviously not over Ward's betrayal.]

Scream

[hydraated]

[What ward doesn't know is that he'll still be ugly - since he's basically getting Extremis. Complete with weird firey scars.

But there's no reason to be nice anymore.]

Why can none of you comprehend the business we were in? I mean honestly.

I'm not sure if you're screaming or you want Trip to scream lol

[triplett]

Sorry. I wasn't raised to be a back-stabbing, self-centered individual. I'm in the 'keeping the world safe' business which means I put others before myself. Something you were taught right alongside me so don't ask me how I don't comprehend what business we're in. You're in business for yourself.

Sorry, that was me. I'm super stoked.

[hydraated]

You're all far too emotionally invested in this to do well at it. It's going to get you into trouble.

Ah ok! ^_^ Please forgive Trip who doesn't share our excitement

[triplett]

Says the one locked away.

[Trip shrugged off his glaring stare, physically indicating that he wasn't going to let Ward get to him.]

Emotions are what drives everyone in the end. You're lying to yourself if you try believing anything else. We didn't kill you. That's as good a sign as you'll get that we're not driven by emotions.

[hydraated]

I'm out. And I have powers too. It's a whole new Ward.

[Never mind he's as unnerved as hell] You're more then welcome to come and take a look.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. Have a Simon from Zombies, Run! S3 edition

[manwhosoldtheworld]

[Simon will just be over here, laughing. It sounds wet and raspy behind his mask.]

Well maybe, maybe you'll be extra lucky and get both. Isn't that what you deserve?

No worries!

[hydraated]

[He stares]

Do I know you?

[Never mind that is what he's getting.]

Re: No worries!

[manwhosoldtheworld]

Oh no. Not me. But she does.

[He waves vaguely in the air and assumes Ward understands what he means.]

They just love making sure you get exactly what you deserve.

[thelastvictim]

Careful, darling.

Wishing for one could get you both.