someone misses his friends

[shenunigans]

hey look far be it from me to try deter you from flights of fancy fucking redundancy when it means you arent beating my ass down in the hunger games
but you really think youre goin to find anyone out here now
when apps are closed
like really there are severe levels of not thinking this through
i get it im the juicy bait on the end of this line here and were gonna try finagle some suckers into volunteering as tributes so we can all be frigging miserable together
im just saying gone are the days when we were bursting up out of the soil like fresh faced daisies just begging to be buried under steaming piles of manure
john is a fickle fuck and hes flying off who the fuck knows where
jade has better things to do
rose is better off not
and the mayor is so precious and special that i doubt anyone will ever get that voice down
and thats only like 90 percent because he doesnt seem to have a voice
other than the one in his heart
which i hear
loud and clear

near far wherever you are
fuck man who the hell am i gonna tell about reenacting titanic on the titanic
only john will appreciate the cinematic genius that goes into a bit like that
but its like idk theres this funny thing i have
like a little habit you know
with my friends
i like it when they dont die
so maybe lets not try to coax them into murder arenas like its charlies god damn chocolate factory

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[accept_the_consequences]

yeah take it from me
friends and murder arenas dont exactly mix

also can i just say for the record it is fucking weird to meet myself
hella rad but weird

[shenunigans]

ive endured five months of it so far
i dunno whats worse the arenas or the bad hair cuts

well
it wouldnt be the first time
would it
but i think you mean hella rad and awesome
because the only thing better than the person is a copy of that person who is clearly not from the future because hed know that weve met before

so which dave are you

[accept_the_consequences]

oh right i forgot they have some fucking awful fashion sense in that world you got sent to

im a dave from a universe where a class of kids are drugged by the empire every so often and put on a deserted island to fight to the death on national tv
obviously because fate seems to like kicking our collective asses our class was picked our senior year
not too long and we would of been out of the shittiest lottery in history

[shenunigans]

awful doesnt cover it man
they put us in figure skating costumes this round because hey whats fucking funnier than icecapades the murder match?
ugly costumes
thats what
i was up to my asscrack in diamante and velvet
nothing like jock itch whilst people all around are exploding

well that sounds strikingly familiar
only a little less like youre future dave and more like past dave if we were hypothetically even from the same plane of existence which we are not
they stopped sending the kids in where i am
were subbing in for them and we gotta be grateful about it
do you have to wear costumes

[accept_the_consequences]

you know i actually feel sorry for you
murder island is bad enough
now murder island with horrible impractical clothes?

no we dont wear any costumes
we thought we were all on a class trip until they drugged the bus
so we were in our school uniform

though running around in a button-up and tie isnt exactly ideal fighting clothes either
but not as bad as your situation sounds
the only thing that would be worse is if they made you fight in a snuggie or some shit

[cybershades]

It seems you've been going through this shit for too long.
But, go ahead, you crazy diamond. You re-enact that titanic scene.
Even though no one will know what it is
because they're idiots

[shenunigans]

sure i have
five months of it
but its got nothing on three years of meteorville with days of our trolls

damn right they are
if they cant handle me at my winslet they dont deserve me at my dicaprio

so which particular dave are you
im basing this solely on the font of course

[shenunigans]

say what you will about skating costumes
the shoes make great projectiles
i say this at someone who had one thrown at their head

that sounds straight up anime i hope you know
are the girls in sailor suits
are you in a sailor suit
pls say yes

man now i want thunderdome only with crazy patterned snuggies and you all have to fight with wifflebats
doing pointless forced murder right

[cybershades]

You go out there and knock them dead.
You sink that crappy ship right down into the deep blue, bro.

Oh, right.
See
I'm not a Dave. I have never been programmed with that moniker, and I've never been called that.
Sweet name, though, broranosaur.