re: sailor moon and some... fanart... || canon is rwby

[sarcaskick]

Alright... alright. I know what you're thinking - heck, I know what everyone is thinking right now, so I'm going to go ahead and beat you all to the punch here. I'm just gonna say it.

I totally wear it better.

Comments

[pickpocketing]

I'll have to disagree. Your thighs were not meant for a skirt.

[sarcaskick]

You're just jealous that I've got better legs than you.

[pickpocketing]

Oh, was that supposed to hurt? Because I know I have great legs.

[sarcaskick]

If it was supposed to hurt, it would have hurt. It was this little thing called a joke.

[pickpocketing]

Sometimes it's hard to tell when your whole life is a joke, Mercury.

[sarcaskick]

Oh, ouch! Not bad! You're in rare form today.

[pickpocketing]

I've had practice.

[sarcaskick]

No doubt my sink-or-swim tactics are finally starting to pay off.

[hics]

[ SOME CRITICAL LOOKING HERE... ]

I'm sorry, I'm afraid I will have to disagree!

[sarcaskick]

Eh, everyone's a critic. I know I make it look good.

[hics]

That's wonderful. It's important to have a healthy dose of self-esteem!

And imagination!

[sarcaskick]

[ ooh! this one's a natural! ]

And good taste! But don't worry, I'm sure you'll pick that up eventually.

[hics]

Actually, consumption isn't necessary for me, but I do have quite advanced sensors in the palette. Because "you never know," they say!

[sarcaskick]

[ ah... an unwitting adversary. now things get tricky ]

I'm sure they say you never know all the time.

[frostheartedrose]

I might disagree with some conditions. For a male, you did wear it well. However... My mundane has physically proven that such posture is physically impossible on many occasions. If only those who drew such things understood that feet and knees can not face such directions at the same time.

[hics]

According to my records, it has been said a total of eighteen times within my presence. I'm afraid that wouldn't be nearly enough to qualify for "all the time."

[onecream_fivesugar]

[Don't mind her, she's going to snort and giggle.]

[sarcaskick]

Tough crowd, today.

Would it have helped if I smiled a bit more? Was I just not being cute enough?

[sarcaskick]

[ By all appearances he doesn't seem to mind, really. Frankly, he's just as amused as anyone about this. ]

It's a "combat skirt", or so I'm told.

[sarcaskick]

... Your conversational skills are remarkable.

[hics]

Oh, thank you! That's absolutely wonderful to hear!

[sarcaskick]

No problem! Maybe next they can teach you how to actually have a sense of humor.

[hics]

Ohhh, that would be a lovely trait to have, yes, I agree. It's downright essential, isn't it?

[sarcaskick]

If you want to be seen as something other than a creepy way-too-literal weirdo, it sure is.

[ :) ]

[hics]

[ oh NOOOO she was creepy... she looks positively aghast by this, hands to her mouth in shock and everything.

then, in a whisper: ]

Is it the blinking? I'm not blinking enough, am I?

[sarcaskick]

It doesn't help, that's for sure. But you can probably make up for lost time if you start blinking... twelve times a second for the next hour or so.

[hics]

[ a pause.

and then she just laughs and reaches over to give him a friendly pat on the shoulder.

enjoy that alloy. ]

Silly! That's physically impossible, even for me! But I think I see what you mean about this sense of humor business. It's fun!

[sarcaskick]

[ Aw... he kind of wanted to see her try. Mostly to laugh at her, obviously, but. ]

And here I didn't think you were capable of learning.

[hics]

Oh quite capable, don't worry!

[onecream_fivesugar]

You heard, right! They're a very effective tool, use it wisely!

[sarcaskick]

Oh, totally. I better apply my combat mascara and combat nail polish so I match! You know, for maximum effectiveness.

[onecream_fivesugar]

Well duh, you get huge bonuses if you apply them all the same time. It's an unbeatable combination.