Staging an intervention

[reachforthestars]

ALL RIGHT-Y THEN!

This? You see this? [he points to Link off screen before talking in a dramatic whisper] You need to S-T-O-P trolling this. We know, we know! He's incredibly handsome! Heartbreaker, demon king slayer, the cause and solution of many of our problems yadda yadda but you.

[point]

Need to stop.

[Point]

Before someone gets a hurt real bad.

[POINT]

Congrats for basically making half your RP threads with him totally canon, I guess? Don't think I didn't see that Kart DLC, I'm the one who took him on the track six years ago. Then there's those weird things with Pit and Marth but I think you and your friend are just getting lucky. What? Having him fight in perfect sync with the princey- this is Link we're talking about I'm sure PLENTY of people have done it already. we've seen the fanfics even

.............

More than that though. [he grabs and shakes the screen to punctuate his words] PAY. ATTENTION. TO. USSSSS!!! Holy Chaos Emeralds, it's getting kinda hairy back here. We're not sure how much longer it'll be before it turns into a brawl back here and it's not like we can sit back and just let them who do you take us for? Friends don't let friends metaphorically-slash-literally eat friends for dinner. That's just bad form. And not PG at all.

Basically, things? Kinda rough right now. Might wanna think about doing stuff with the rest of us here in this space before we sabotage your save files.

Comments

[bwaaaaaaaaaahh]

...

[Wow. Like seriously, wow. That's a lot of pent up somethin'-or-other going on in there!

WAS LOGGED IN WITH THIS DUMBFUCK ALREADY BECAUSE OF NEKU FEELS HAVE THE WORST PERSON TO CONVERSE WITH BESIDES PANDY OVER HERE]

Sooo, uh. Feelin' any better after gettin' all that out, little blue dude? ...Beside people gettin' maybe-actually ate over there?

1/3

[spraycansoul]

[oh great, just what we needed. More overreacting idiots]

[spraycansoul]

No one's going to get eaten, Beat. He's just exaggerating.

3/3

[reachforthestars]

I'm actually feeling loads better. But y'know... It's hard not being jealous of doge over there getting all the attention even though I'm way cooler.

It's okay, the only person with the threat of getting eaten right now is Angel Backup Dancer B, so we're cool! [thumbs up!]

[bwaaaaaaaaaahh]

Hey, we know how ya feel, dude. Prince Fancyass over here's been hoggin' the spotlight forever, an' when it's not him, it's... still him? But a her? I dunno, man, it's wack as hell. We gettin' antsy too.

An' dammit, I was worried, yo! ...Even if it is just kiddin' around.

[reachforthestars]

Yeaaah~ Those two are kinda photogenic like that. I mean, she did all but inherit everything about him including his moveset... [ouch, Sonic, that's cold]

Naaaah, we can handle ourselves.

... More or less.

[bwaaaaaaaaaahh]

Moveset? ...Like dancin' or some crap?

Yeah, well. Anythin' bad happens to my man Neku over there an' somebody's gonna have to answer to me, yo! You tell 'em that, aight?! He's been through enough crap in his life aready! ...Afterlife! Underlife, whatever!

1/2

[reachforthestars]

[he thinks about it before a lightbulb comes on] ... Yo, that would be great. They've already had a rap battle, can you imagine them doing a dance off? That'd be hilarious!

But no, not dance moves. [wave wave]

... PFFFFFTAHAHAHAHA!! [he's laughing at underlife btw]

2/2

[spraycansoul]

[oh god]

Sh-Shut up! I can look after myself just fine!!

[bwaaaaaaaaaahh]

I got no idea what you're--

[HEY NEKU]

No, YOU shut up!! We ain't got crazy powers here, an' even if we did, you can't use 'em by yourself!! These guys can, so what the hell you gonna do, huh?!

[spraycansoul]

[-gh!]

It's not like I'm actively chasing people down for a fight! Look, they leave me alone if I leave them alone so shut up and stop bringing attention to me, all right?

[bwaaaaaaaaaahh]

Yeah, and whatcha gonna do when they get bored an' THEY start lookin' for people t'mess with?!

[Indoor... voice... sO DIFFICULT...]

'Sides, I'm allowed t'be worried about my friends, ain't I? Don't be such an asshole about it!

[spraycansoul]

Easy; that's not going to happen because there's more than enough people to fight that aren't me. We both know who I'm stuck with over here. [there's a loud 'HEY!' from Sonic over there, because Speedy Twoshoes over there won't let those antagonist types beat up on a scrawny kid with no powers but Neku's too tsun to admit that he appreciates it]

You should be more worried about yourself anyway. That guy's psycho sister is worse than Konishi from what I've heard.

[bwaaaaaaaaaahh]

Ain't nobody worse than the Iron Witch.

[He's gonna be stubborn, anyway, multiple witches or no. KIDS, PLEASE...]

[spraycansoul]

...........

[spraycansoul]

...............

[spraycansoul]

Just don't do anything too stupid over there, 'kay?

[bwaaaaaaaaaahh]

[aw, Neku, you do care! ..Well, he already knew that, but it's nice to hear that kinda-backwards talk again.]

Nah, man, just the regular kind. Donchu worry 'bout me, neither.

[spraycansoul]

[IT'D JUST BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE IF YOU DIED AGAIN OKAY?]

Heh. Guess birds of a feather really do stick together.

[... That feels like a stealth jab at Pit there]

[shiningascent]

[ WHY ]

[spraycansoul]

[ IT'S ]

[reachforthestars]

[ TOO ]

[twilightlegend]

[ easy? ]

[shiningascent]

[ i cannot believe ]

[bwaaaaaaaaaahh]

[NO YOU'RE TOO MUCH TROUBLE. OR-- SOMETHING. GOD]

Wha? What do birds hafta do with it, yo?

[spraycansoul]

..............

Nothing. Forget it.

[steptotheright]

[LEO NO, NOT MY BRO]

[steptotheleft]

[LEO, THIS PLACE IS SUPER SCARY HELP]

[steptotheright]

[HOW DID WE GET STUCK IN THESE SUPER SCARY PLACES AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, LEO?!]

[steptotheleft]

[I DON'T KNOW BUT I MISS YOU ANYWAY BOSS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH TO SAVE ME FROM BECOMING DINNER]

[steptotheright]

[PLEASE DON'T GET EATEN WE'VE PROBABLY GOT SOME DESTINY BOND THING GOING ON HERE TOO

ACTUALLY IT'S PROBABLY SOME KIND OF CRAZY ACCOMPLISHMENT THAT WE'VE EXISTED THIS LONG

AND HAVE JOURNALS ON DW

GOOD JOB BRO I'M PROUD OF YOU please don't die]

[steptotheleft]

[... oh. oh no. that's bad bro. that's really, really bad....

BUT YAAAAY JOURNALS ON DW FOR ONLY THE MOST OBSCURE CHARACTERS

AND DON'T SAY THAT, AS LONG AS THERE'S A RHYTHM THERE'S A WAY - even if that's not how it goes...

sob]

[steptotheright]

[it's okay bro we'll make it through these trying times even if we only got lines in the iOS release!!!

WE COULD BEAT OUT THE PROPAN TO WEIRD PEOPLE SCHOOL EXCEPT VERY PROBABLY NOT]