green and easy gets paid up on a whim. ( x-posted )

[pheromones]

Oh, look at all the me! That's me happy, me angry, me sad, me sexy, me sexy, me sexy... [ gaila stop ] SHUSH! You don't appreciate me enough so I have to do it for you.

Ugh, get rid of this one. And make some more of my lingerie. I don't wear it to not be appreciated, you know. There's barely any in there! More of those.

Okay, do that quick and let's go. Let's gooooo. I want to stretch my legs and other things!

Comments

[notbloodylikely]

Honey, I'm pretty sure you're sexy, sexy, sexy in every single one.

[pheromones]

Every single one?

[notbloodylikely]

[Hmm. He goes into a deep contemplative state. This is a very serious question.]

...yup!

[Whatever man, hot people make goofy faces too.]

[ballisticfists]

[ It's not like she's weirdly attracted to you or anything, pretty...green...lady. Nope. Not attracted at all. ]

These mundanes can be a pretty lazy bunch, huh? I mean, I've got this snazzy new outfit just waiting to be iconned, but it that getting done? Nooooo.

"I'm busy, Yang."

"I have to work, Yang."

"I'm tired, Yang."

"You've only worn it in two episodes so far, Yang."

Excuses excuses.