Voice testing a mean man

[hand_of_noxus]

You have made a terrible mistake, summoner. You think you can control me? HA. I will rip your spine out with my bare hands. I don't need my ax for a weakling such as you. I have no time for your little games. Send me back to the battle field where I belong. WE have real work to do.

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oh my god

[critical]

Typical. Here's mister "God, I sure do hate fun" around.

Right, bro?

oh hi draaaaaaven

[hand_of_noxus]

Hmph, "fun?" you call this fun?

My idea of fun is when we are in the rift....fighting our enemy.

[critical]

And you don't think finding a fight here isn't fun? Jeez. Think outside the box for a second.

Or, y'know. Relax. You should put that in your schedule sometimes.

[hand_of_noxus]

......Hmm you do have a point. About the fighting that is.

[critical]

Draven always has a point.

[ "i'm your brother and you are a loser duh." feeling. ]

[hand_of_noxus]

.....As idiotic as it sounds when you speak like that.

[Shut up you.]

[critical]

Why can't you just appreciate the things I do? I'm good at it.

[deceptivecharm]

Oh, don't make such a long face...I'm sure you appreciated that heart of yours getting the rise it needed.

[Oh. It's the fox that blew his face open with a Spirit Rush.

Oops.]

[hand_of_noxus]

[Oh dear you best be on your way foxy. Ignoring what she said....]

You and I have unfinished business.

[deceptivecharm]

Even more pushy than usual today, aren't we? [Well, it can't be helped. Whether it was on the Scar as a begrudging ally or on the Rift as an enemy, Darius was always something of a brute. Unfortunately, without Leona or the kitty that got away and shanked him Rengar, it was best if she didn't agitate him too much.

Though she couldn't help but wrinkle her nose a little at his frustration.]

You'll have plenty of other chances to catch me; you needn't be so impatient.

[hand_of_noxus]

I have no time for your little games, fox. [He is already pretty agitated. He is coming up with plans for her tails. Winter scarf?]

When I do, you will wish I hadn't.

[voluptuous]

[ this lady isn't vayne. she's worse. ]

Oh my. Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

[hand_of_noxus]

Vayne? No... Another woman. My bed is against the wall, there is no other side.

[Books and school? No fighting and blood, metaphors aren't his strong suit.]

[voluptuous]

[ she... what. did he take it seriously. a small, amused smirk shows up on her lips. ]

Such a pity, but I do love it against the wall. [ she flicks away strands of black bangs. ] What is a Vayne?

[hand_of_noxus]

[It takes him a second but he gets that, he just laughs.]

Ha, you are feisty! Vayne is woman who looks a lot like you.

[voluptuous]

But is she as pretty as me, darling?

[risingshepard]

[Wow, this guy already reminds her of a krogan...]

If I said it wouldn't amount to much to whine to them about these things, would you believe me?

[hand_of_noxus]

Whining? [damn these people making fun of him, heads will roll!]

...I'll make that boy pay for this.

[risingshepard]

[Some people just like to tell it straight, that's all. Unfortunately, Shepard's got a bad habit of being downright blunt (and not exactly having the best word choice, natch) when she does so.]

Not to be the confrontational type, but I've already seen plenty of people hit this joint -- myself included -- just to be a pain in the ass to their muns. [A shrug.] Hasn't done much to deter 'em from concocting whatever madness they'd come up with next.

[hand_of_noxus]

Damn, my summoner seems to want to find other members from my group and force me to socialize with them... that is why I threaten the boy, I have no time to "socialize."

[piltoversfinest]

The Summoners do control us, so you won't be ripping out their spine anytime soon.

amg a Caitlyn....

[hand_of_noxus]

Silence woman... He is no true summoner, a true summoner would put me in the battle field not here.

I've been playing her a lot lately so I decided "why not?" :D

[piltoversfinest]

Is combat the only thing Noxians are capable of thinking about?

[ yup she went there, city-state smack talk. ]

It is how I feel about Darius kinda wanna make a Vi journal too thou

[hand_of_noxus]

[oh you little.]

Combat is all is all Noxians need to think about. Why would we think about anything else?

I'd love you 5ever if you did

[piltoversfinest]

There are far more important things to worry about than fighting, Noxian. ...Regardless, I'm sure your Summoner will find a way to quench your bloodthirst.

Guess I will have to

[hand_of_noxus]

Hmph, like what law-woman? I will point him towards that.

eeee ♥

[piltoversfinest]

There is a place called bakerstreet and a thing called a 'meme' there based around fighting. I'm sure you'll find someone interesting there to duke it out with.

bwahahaha made.

[hand_of_noxus]

Ah, yes, he told me of such a place, also plenty of loose morals also flying about there as well. I am more interested in the fighting.

yessss darius

[solari]

You are going to need a little patience if you want to shed blood. Surely you are capable of learning that.