No one watched that show but you, mun.

[thelitigator]

Stop saying I have an ex-husband. Nobody understands that in-joke but you. And I don't think my new boyf...I don't think anyone I date would think it's funny.

Besides, do you know what that would do to my mother? Spending all that time and effort on her first daughter's wedding and then it ends in divorce? You wouldn't want to make my mom upset, would you?

[Missy punctuates that last sentence with a look.]

You want to torment someone, go torment Paige. Doesn't she have her hands full right now with company? Including that crazy boyfriend of hers? She could use your help, not me.

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[fightsforthecode]

I'll assume I'm part of the in-joke?

[thelitigator]

Yes.

Wow, two people who get it.

[fightsforthecode]

It'd be pretty sad if I didn't get it.

[thelitigator]

True.

Like I said it'd be pretty sad if I'd been married and didn't know it.

[fightsforthecode]

That is also true.

[thelitigator]

Kind of a big deal.

Although, you're pretty hot for a lawyer.

[fightsforthecode]

Thank you, I think. [He chuckled softly.]

[thelitigator]

Yeah, I could've phrased that better, couldn't I? [She laughs.] I'm not good at subtle flirting. I tend to be blunt in everything I say.

[fightsforthecode]

Sounds like Kate. Tries to be subtle, messes that up. Yet when she comes out and says something it's out there clear as day.

[thelitigator]

Must be the ex-wife?

You can understand now why the mun is pushing me out into memes. Not that I would mind getting flirted with either.

[fightsforthecode]

That would be her yes.

[thelitigator]

It'd probably be fucked up if I flirted with you then.

[fightsforthecode]

Awkward yes.

[thelitigator]

Let's not have any of that.

I'm Melissa, by the way, but you can call me Missy. Everyone does.