i don't know. canon is five nights at freddy's.

[heresfreddy]

[ oh wow mun, there sure are a lot of the others out of their suits tonight.

but don't worry!

it might take some pushing, but freddy's here to help everyone get right back in. ]

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[getknit]

[N O P E. Not doing THIS again.]

[heresfreddy]

[ we at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria would like to issue a friendly reminder that all animatrons are required to wear their suits at all times!

like the Chica the Duck one Freddy is bringing for you right now, friend. ]

[getknit]

Stay th'hell away from me!

[Yeah, no, he's backing up and grabbing the nearest large object. Turns out, it's an empty animatronic face. But hey, it's heavy, it'll do.]

[heresfreddy]

[ Oh good, he found his own costume! Looks like he won't be needing Chica's after all, and so he drops it.

And reaches for the new head. Hold still buddy, we wouldn't want to mess up your costume while getting it on! ]

[getknit]

[Nopenopenopenopenope don't you even think about it, you gross old robot. Kanji backs away, plants his feet, and swings the head at Freddy as hard as he can.]

[heresfreddy]

[ Freddy tips to the side a little, before righting himself with a mechanical whirring.

And then from his unmoving mouth a deep, echoing laugh sounds.

These new endoskeletons sure are unruly! ]

[getknit]

[Ah, shit, that's just every kind of wrong.

This endoskeleton is getting the hell out of here--Kanji throws the head at Freddy with as much force as he can muster and tries to tear around him while he's (hopefully) distracted.]

[beary_bad_puns]

Greetings, fellow bear! You are looking quite fuzzy today!

[heresfreddy]

[ if Freddy were capable of speech, he'd say thank you.

instead he'll just let out a cheerful tune and do his not-creepy-at-all flashlight face. ]

[beary_bad_puns]

[bear friendship! It's a bear-utiful thing.]

[heresfreddy]

[ Now here is a good animatron who knows how to listen to the rules and keep his costume on.

Good for you, Teddy! It looks like there's no need for Freddy to follow you down the hallways tonight! ]

[energycreep]

How primitive.

... Probably can't even eat you.

[heresfreddy]

[ But why would you want to eat Freddy when there's perfectly good Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria pizza to be enjoyed?

Disclaimer: Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria and all associated cannot be held liable for the state of any patrons health following the consumption of Freedy Fazbear's Pizzeria pizza. ]

[energycreep]

[Pizza (and other assorted foods) would only gunk up his insides. And do absolutely nothing for him. Bleh.

... The thing looks like some kind of ancient device engineered to mentally torment young humans or something.]

What are you staring at? Shoo.

[heresfreddy]

[ One does not shoo the entertainer for whom the store is named!

A deep, echoing laugh comes from Freddy's unmoving jaw.

All these fancy, new robots have no respect! ]

[energycreep]

[He, NOS-4-A2, can shoo whoever he pleases, thank you very much... grandpa.

That might be unnerving to someone who wasn't used to being creepy (and murdering, and eating) 'bots for food on a regular basis.]

Mm. Try harder.

[quintuscursor]

[Nope. Nope nope nope, Runner 5's just going to start jogging veeery slowly backwards.]

[heresfreddy]

[ The ones who refuse to return to their suits really are the most frustrating and risky for business. Imagine how the children would react to seeing them out of costume!

Freddy's face flashes, and the cheerful tune begins to play as he slowly follows Runner 5, dragging the head of a Bonnie the Rabbit costume with him. ]

[quintuscursor]

[Yeah, starting to jog a lot faster now. Get back, you freaking bear thing. Shoo. Get. Get away.]

...Get away from me...!

[minor_setback]

Oh, hello there, Freddy. My apologies, I didn't hear you come in. If you'll excuse the place, there aren't very much spouts of Heckfires spouting through the ground, and there are far too few lawyers running around to make everyone's life miserable, but I do hope this place can still accommodate you. How have things been going?

[heresfreddy]

[ Things have been going just fine! Business has been on the decline, but there's more animatronics being added every week, so that must be a good sign!

Unfortunately, quite a few of them seem to have decided to break the rules and shed their costumes tonight.

It's hard being the oldest animatron sometimes! ]

[minor_setback]

Tsk tsk tsk. Quite unfortunate for you. Such a sad state your restaurant is in. I'd give some stuff to you, but I'm afraid free video games are DRM-free, so it's easily playable even by consumers.

You really are in a spot of trouble. What to do, what to do...

[Evil the Cat puts a hand to his chin, trying to formulate a plan to help bring Freddy's back into business keep Freddy's afloat so more people can die.]

[ohboysmoochingtime]

[heeeeeeey, already in a bunny costume! it totally counts, right?

...R-RIGHT?!]

[heresfreddy]

[ Hmmm.

Somewhat.

Lucky you, Ravio, you're just gonna get a old, broken instrument shoved at you. ]

[ohboysmoochingtime]

[SWEET! He's in the clear! ...Hopefully. He's careful to keep those conspicuously-human hands covered when he grabs the instrument, but... not really sure how he's supposed to make music with THIS old thing. And what's that funky smell? It's not just old, it's... wrong. somehow. And greasy! Pizza grease everywhere!]

...Uhm.

[infomodder]

[possibly better than cannibalism

possibly...?]

[heresfreddy]

[ it is though, will?

is the song playing as Freddy watches you really that much better? ]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[AW HELL NAW.

It's bad enough in that damn meme, how on earth did these things escape to Dear Mun?!]

Come any closer and I'll finally decide to see if you guys are fire proof or not.

[heresfreddy]

[ Freddy is everywhere. Freddy is love.

They move when you aren't watching, shhh.

But Freddy is not particularly worried about fire. As long as his endoskeleton remains, all will be fine.

With a mechanical whirring, he moves forward. ]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

No....

You stay!

Stay back there like a good robo-bear!

[If she makes this out alive she swears she'll never worry about the constant horror that is mushrooms ever again.]

[herotvlive]

[Robot bears. Quite possibly Wild Tiger's LEAST. FAVORITE. THING. He's in his armored Hero suit though, so hopefully that counts as a costume?]

Who the HELL thinks this is good for kids?!

[heresfreddy]

[ But does it have a giant, creepy animal head? This is important.

And excuse you! Freddy Fazbear is the favorite of all the children! There haven't been nearly as many crying children in the pizzeria as of late! ]

[herotvlive]

[Yes, being struck MUTE WITH TERROR certainly would cut down on the crying!

Seriously, why ugly robot bears AGAIN?!

The suit doesn't look human, but despite the "Tiger" moniker it doesn't really look like an animal either... and that's CLOSE ENOUGH, creepy bear-thing!]

Oi! You stay over there!

[dr_redacted]

Okay, so this is the place.

Where are the Class-D personnel?

And why aren't these doors secured already?

[powpowboom]

[May or may not be scrawling pretty eyelashes and eye shadow makeup on with glow in the dark markers.

You're gonna look hella gorgeous, Freddy. All the ladies will want to take that nighttime guard job.]

[vance_prime]

[Unlike the security guard, this lady came prepared. She racks her shotgun.]

Bring it, you fursuited freak.

[dearyme]

Deary me, what do we have here? I've never seen something like you before.

What are you? Are you human?

[Don't mind the resin finger coming in to poke you Freddy. The statue doesn't know what personal space is.]

[7th_was_closest]

[Ion hasn't ever seen a giant puppet on its own, only Tokunaga when Anise uses it. He walks close, curious as to its purpose.]