Okay, now she's definitely uncooperative.

[thebiographer]

You say 'hiatus,' I say it's just some time away. I don't have to be around all the time, and I don't want to be until my boyfriend gets back. Without him I'm just...moping and talking about Lifetime movies. That's just sad.

Call me when you find him. Hopefully he's still alive. And don't worry about me, I've got the VMAs and the Emmys, I'll be fine.

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[fuck_off]

Sure he's breathing.

[thebiographer]

[Paige just starts crying. Blubbering, really.]

[fuck_off]

Hey, hey none of that now. [Hugs her.]

[thebiographer]

[Hugs tightly, still kind of weeping.] I thought you might be...you know.

[fuck_off]

Nah, I'm all in one piece Babe.

[thebiographer]

Is everything okay?

[fuck_off]

Everything is fine Babe, I'm home.

[thebiographer]

You never did tell me if you liked your surprise.

[fuck_off]

I did, very, very much Babe. [He smiled and kissed her.] It was amazing.

[thebiographer]

Good. Because I wasn't sure what to get you and... [The kissing momentarily shuts her up.] You know, I've realized I'm hopeless without you.

[fuck_off]

I'm not going anywhere Babe.

[thebiographer]

Good, because I get kind of sad and pathetic. My sister's not even talking to me anymore.

[fuck_off]

Why not?

[thebiographer]

Eh, the mun found her boring without Michael. Apparently lawyers aren't popular here. [A laugh.]

[fuck_off]

Well, with me does come Michael. And yeah, lawyers aren't any fun. [Smirks.]

[thebiographer]

It's kind of nice for her to be the unpopular one for once. [Slightly smug.] Do you need me to get on a plane again? I suppose I can drag her along too.

[fuck_off]

This time I'll hop the plane.

[thebiographer]

Oh, that's sweet of you. I'll get my place ready for you boys. I mean unless Michael thinks it's weird.

[fuck_off]

He hangs around me, he's used to weird.

[thebiographer]

Like sharing space with my Star Trek uniforms weird?

[fuck_off]

Yeah.

[thebiographer]

Well if he's cool with it, then I'm happy to have him. No reason he needs to be put up in a hotel when I have space. We'll just...you know, have to be quiet.

[fuck_off]

Fuck that, he can go to a hotel. [Smirking.]

[thebiographer]

Honey, there's no need for that.

[fuck_off]

I can behave. [Smirk.] But if we get loud he has to deal.

[thebiographer]

Hey, he's in your mun's head, it's between you two. [She laughed.] Get yourselves over here. I missed you two and I can make dinner. Get you boys a decent meal.

[fuck_off]

You are too damn good to me. He can fend for himself. [He does enjoy ribbing Mike a bit.]

[thebiographer]

Sweetheart, I don't mind. [Paige shakes her head.] He's a good guy. And I just miss you terribly. This whole long distance thing is hard.

[fuck_off]

You'll see me soon.

[thebiographer]

Good. Because I think we should talk about me moving.

[fuck_off]

Yes, we should. Here.

[thebiographer]

You're always so good to me.

[fuck_off]

You deserve it.

[thebiographer]

The only thing I want is to spend my life with you.