considering high_seas; arguing with a 13yo is hard

[thebitterrabbit]

Do you honestly think throwing me onto a ship in the open seas is the best idea? For piracy, no less? I've heard better half-formed thoughts from Lau when he's pretending to know what he's talking about. And he's an idiot.

I am not about to go gallivanting on the ocean searching for some legendary treasure. I have better things to do. I don't care who's there. I'm not going!

. . . And no, I don't care how cool I would look.

Instead of playing pirates, my servants should come back to the manor at once.

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[redcinemareel]

[Grell can't help but snicker at the thought of the Watchdog as a pirate.]

You,more than likely, would not make a very good one.

[ballsoffire]

Probably isn't safe for you to be there anyway.

[thebitterrabbit]

[ugh it's you. and despite that being his exact line of reasoning, it ticks him off when Grell says it. oh, Ciel]

There is more to theft and murder than pure brawn. I'm sure I could manage. Either way, I wouldn't want to be something as ridiculous as a pirate, so the point is moot.

[thebitterrabbit]

[seems kind of dryly amused at that]

Safe? No. Definitely not. Though I'd fear for my sanity before my health.

[mephistophilus]

There is a ship waiting for you, Young Master.

Now I want a sugary cereal with a prize in a box!

[redcinemareel]

[Grell just loves being right. She basks in it.]

Oh, so now it's ridiculous? Already quitting, and you haven't even tried! It's actually rather difficult to be one.

[ballsoffire]

I'd be more worried about getting stabbed by pirates, personally. Or drowning.

Even better if the prize is a big chunk of gold. Or a monkey's paw. I love me some monkey's paws.

[thebitterrabbit]

You've managed it, so I can't imagine it being very difficult.

ohoho, why hello~

[thebitterrabbit]

[that doesn't surprise him at all. Sebastian acquiring a ship in such a place is to be expected]

And I suppose you would be its captain in my stead?

[thebitterrabbit]

My butler is there, so neither would be a problem. The real issue would be the atrocious living conditions.

[do you KNOW how dirty pirates are? they probably don't even get afternoon tea. he has standards!! (and health concerns)]

[ballsoffire]

Yeah and dying of scurvy and infections would really suck.

[thebitterrabbit]

Exactly. It really isn't worth it.

[ballsoffire]

You don't get to back out though, do you?

that would be some special cereal with ACTUAL VITAMINS

[redcinemareel]

I think I've only hit my stride after about three or four months after arriving.

[thebitterrabbit]

No. To my understanding, you must collect a shard of a legendary gem in order to return home. It's a scavenger hunt with freedom and death as its prizes.

[ballsoffire]

Fun. Well, good luck, kid. Sounds like you're gonna be busy for a while.

no one would be healthier. we have to patent this STAT

[thebitterrabbit]

Really. And how long did it take Sebastian to hit his "stride?"

[thebitterrabbit]

[an eyebrow twitches at being called a "kid." damn you I am a thirteen-year-old ADULT]

I'm busy enough already. Thankfully, it doesn't seem my mundane has made up her mind, yet.

[ballsoffire]

[He's twenty five. Kid.]

Hey maybe there's hope for you yet. Hope for one of those slice of life games.

[thebitterrabbit]

[:T does that make you an old man, then?]

I'd rather choose the games I play. A medium between death and boredom would be nice.

[ballsoffire]

[He's old in his soul]

Muns make their own rules, I don't think there's much either of us can do about that.

I got dibs on names!!

[redcinemareel]

He's not on my crew, so I'm not certain.

[thebitterrabbit]

[does your old soul listen to old country tunes while ripping down the highway on a motorcycle?]

We'll see about that. [challenge accepted]

Either way, I'd like to avoid the game she currently plays in. It's a zombie summer camp "slice of life," as you say.

[ballsoffire]

[There's no radio on the chopper]

Doesn't sound like a good slice of life if it has zombies in it.

fine, fine. I'll take care of the terrible prizes. Teamwork!

[thebitterrabbit]

No, I wouldn't expect he would be. [because you're terrible OO BURN]