Re: THE NEW P4GA EPISODE.

[foolonstrings]

What? You think any of that shit was still good after how long they'd been sitting in there?

Please.

That's what happens when something's spoiled-- You throw it out.

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[stupidbigbrother]

... What are you referring to?

[That sounded kind of creepy.]

[foolonstrings]

[A shrug]

I was clearing out my fridge.

[May or may not be helping his case with a vague answer like that.]

[stupidbigbrother]

Of...?

[Are you doing this on purpose, you turd.]

[foolonstrings]

What do you normally keep in a fridge, smartass?

[Adachi, you are literally the culprit in a murder mystery, don't even.]

[stupidbigbrother]

Me? Mysterious substances, usually.

[Oh now that was just bad.]

[foolonstrings]

[SNORTS, okay points for creativity.]

Mine usually contains varying degrees of food, beer, cold air, and mold, so take your pick.

[stupidbigbrother]

[It's hard to tell if he's being humorous or not. Being constantly monotone and all.]

No guts?

I know several demons who keep guts in their fridge.

You would think for someone so controlled, she could keep her mouth shut more.

[shiroganeheir]

Generally that is what one does with spoiled things. However, I have a suspicion that is not entirely what you are meaning.

I am so awful at tag consistency but please keep her snipping at him, I am not complain~

[foolonstrings]

Do enlighten me, detective, just what might I mean then?

[Bitter? Him? Neverrrrrr.]

No problems! She just has a lot of emotion over him.

[shiroganeheir]

I do not have enough data to truly understand the meaning behind your words. I do know, however, that you are unlikely to mean something simple.

/I can't imagine why/.... I am delighted by the idea of their relationship within the precinct, tbh

[foolonstrings]

[sarcastic applause and the most condescending expression.]

Would you like a cookie or a doggie biscuit?

Oh man, me too. If you're ever up for thread like that, I'm game!

[shiroganeheir]

[That's a very dark glare on her face.]

Hiding in sarcasm does not become you, Adachi-san.

Goodness in theory yes, but I'm so so bad about tagging nowadays. ;c

[foolonstrings]

Who says I was being sarcastic?

I don't like wasting my cookies on pups, that's all. Besides, the chocolate might kill you, or so I've heard.

[He's comparing you to a dog, Naoto. In case that wasn't clear.]

Aww. No worries! Just letting you know. I'm good with slow, too.

[shiroganeheir]

[Another glare.]

And people say I am terrible with social interaction. It is not a wonder you cannot keep aquaintances, Adachi-san.

I do appreciate it thank you, it means a lot that you'd be interested in the first place!

[foolonstrings]

I'll take that as a compliment.

Sure! I like your Adachi!

[shiroganeheir]

And therein lies your delusion.

Thank you! ;;A;; I like what I've seen of your Naoto, I see her around quite a bit!

[foolonstrings]

[Sure WHATEVER.] Everyone's got an angle, pup. [The dog thing might stick...]

Something you'll learn once you graduate to the big kids' table.

Thanks. She intimidates me sometimes, but she's a lot of fun.

[shiroganeheir]

And how many cases have you solved, Adachi-san?

[There's that glint in her eyes again.]

The more you resort to insults, the more you prove that you do not belong at that table.

Cool-headed logical characters can be pretty tough to voice. I think you have a good handle on her!

[foolonstrings]

[He lifts a hand to rub the back of his neck as his expression shifts to sheepish, bumbling detective face so quickly you could get whiplash.]

Ah-ha, me? Solving cases? Well, I'm just the junior partner, what do I know about that sort of thing~

[And the act drops just as quickly as his hand back to his side.]

Please, show me a case around here that's worth a damn. But I guess a private, consulting detective wouldn't have to worry about worthless cases getting shoved at them.

Thanks! I blame my own personal obsession withe detective novels.

[shiroganeheir]

[She's not falling for the sheepish act, allowing herself a minor eye roll.]

Every case is worth something. Any detective, police or otherwise, should know that. Each case is personal, each case is interesting in its own way. Yes, some are less engaging, but each is important.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

No, you donate it to orphans.

[foolonstrings]

And then you have a house full of food-poisoned orphans.

Brilliant, why didn't I think of that?

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Because you've never experienced the true joy of food poisoning orphans?

[foolonstrings]

If those brats want to help themselves to a trashbag full of moldy tupperware lunches, that's their own damn business.

[Giving them the leftovers would require effort, yeesh.]

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Orphans don't just poison themselves you know? And if you can't be a little proactive how do you expect me to sleep soundly at night?

[foolonstrings]

[slow blink]

Figure it out yourself.

[If there's nothing in it for him, he can't actually be arsed.]