Ren does not understand~ Canon: dmmd

[formerlydog]

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I thought you were content with my Allmate form. I am...still trying to understand my physiology in this body. Please forgive me any glaring errors, mun.

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[crooked_tail]

A two cane!

[Don't mind this Ribka running over to check Ren out, his ears alert and tail flicking excitedly.]

I thought your kind was extinct....What is this 'Allmate'?

[powerofvoice]

Huh? It's probably gonna take us both some time to get used to.

[formerlydog]

....Aoba!

[Look at that big ol' happy face he's got for you~.]

[formerlydog]

[Ren bristles, the dog instincts in him telling him to growl and push the thing away. That flicking tail is also going to drive him up the wall.]

An Allmate is...a companion. [Ren's never had to define it before. It's difficult.]

is it bad that i just imagined Ren chasing Konoe up a tree?

[crooked_tail]

A companion....? Wouldn't that be a friend or ally?

[Konoe's tail slowed a bit, watching the dog turned human with a curious look.]

Can you tell me more?

[powerofvoice]

Don't look so surprised. You didn't think I'd make you get used to it by yourself, did you? We'll get used to it together.

not even a little bit~

[formerlydog]

[More bristling. Ren doesn't know why, but he has the insane urge to chase the little thing around the room right now.]

It is different than a mere friend or ally, but that is part of it too. As an Allmate, I was...mechanical. I had specific programming and functions to perform.

[formerlydog]

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[No words, Aoba. So here, let newly human Ren forehead bump you affectionately.]

[powerofvoice]

[He rests his head there, just as he always had when he was just a pup in his arms. It was different now but it was still Ren.]

You had to go and get tall, too.

Being a cat is suffering.

[crooked_tail]

Mecha-ni-cal? Programming? What's that?

[Konoe has started to notice Ren's bristling, his own tail now doing so.]

Are you okay?

[formerlydog]

........

[Uh oh. Now Ren's worried.]

.....Sei was 1 centimeter taller than you, so I had no choice when I entered his body....

pfft suffering in luxury

[formerlydog]

[Ren is losing his patience. This isn't like him.]

....I do not know.

Hey, they have to groom and nap and kill innocent creatures for fun.

[crooked_tail]

What are you feeling?

[Because he's getting the weirdest feeling that he was going to be chased.]

lots of grooming and napping, that's for sure

[formerlydog]

......

[Ren lets out a quiet little noise, not unlike a growl. But softer.]

See? It's a *hard* hard life.

[crooked_tail]

[Where's Rai and Asato when you need them?]

You're not angry are you Two Cane?

[formerlydog]

I don't....know.

I just....

[He doesn't know what Two Cane means, but even that grates under his skin and riles him up. Without much further of a warning, he charges at the kitten, lashing out for him.]

Can we do the tree?

[crooked_tail]

[RED ALERT.]

What the--?!

[Konoe jumps back, his tail now bristled and his ears pressed flat on his head as he bared his fangs at the other.]

What do you think you're doing?!

oh yes.

[formerlydog]

[Ren charges forward with what seems to be a sort of bark, but it's far less canine that it would have been if he were still an Allmate. Still, he chases the little cat around the place, trying to get it cornered. God, he just wants to...hold it down!]

bes thread ever. At least this wasn't Aoba's house it would be wrecked.

[crooked_tail]

[Konoe of course did what any cat would do, hiss at the man before running away from the man. He almost wanted to yell for Asato or Rai but there was no way they would magically appear and chase away the barking man. So instead he quickly climbed up the nearest tree and hissed down at the man.]

You're a dog aren't you?!

haha I have a thiiing for dog and cat boys T__T

[formerlydog]

Of course I'm a dog!

[At the tree, Ren pauses, breathing heavily. It's...a little better when the cat is out of his reach. He feels slightly more human. Just the scent of the little thing is enough to make him go berserk though, hackles raised and canine teeth bared.]

Your scent is driving me insane.

Same, I know this feel friend. You're not alone. You know of lamento yeah? It's all cat boys

[crooked_tail]

How was I supposed to know?! You look just like a Two Cane!

[Konoe glared down at Ren, hugging his body close to the tree as he bared his fangs back at him. His tail still bristled as it flicked angrily at the dog.]

What is that supposed to mean?!

i must look this thing up friend

[formerlydog]

What the hell is a Two Cane?

[Seriously, cat. Speak words that Ren can understand!!]

It means that...when I get my hands on you...I won't be able to let go.

I suggest Asato path first friend. YOU WILL DIE OF CUTE. Trust me

[crooked_tail]

What came before us Ribka! They are worshiped like gods. Though they went extinct long ago we are descendants of them.

[His eyes widened when Ren told him what it meant.]

You're going to kill me just because of my scent?

fuuuu~ i feel a new obsession dawning

[formerlydog]

I'm not going...to kill you...

[Saying that aloud at least makes Ren feel less panicked about it, anyway. But really, he didn't mean kill him. Bite and torture, maybe.]

What is a Ribka? I do not understand you. You look like a cat to me. I think that's why I'm so aggressive. I...apologize.

Yes. Join me in this fandom friend. You will not regret it. Maybe you too will find a catboy muse.

[crooked_tail]

I am a cat. Two Cane mated with the goddess Ribka who came in the form of a cat. That is how we came to be....

[He does not believe Ren for a second that he is not going to kill him and his pupils that had now became slits, ears and tail showed it.]