dear_mun | Thinking of MoM... because I love pain

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Thinking of MoM... because I love pain

Well at least you didn't go for the tasteless ones, I can give you that much anyway.

You also realize that I'm not taking anyone's nonsense if you send me there right? Not Desmond's, not Ezio's, not the government's not the PTA's either.

Also, I am going to eat my weight in ho-ho's and nothing can stop me.

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What is a ho-ho?

Delicious, that's what.

It's chocolate cake rolled up with icing and covered in chocolate. The Templars want to outlaw them.

Liberty in the form of baked goods. I admit, it's not something I ever imagined.

Liberty takes all forms. For some people it's taking charge of their own lives and living how they feel is best, for others running around naked on the beach and eating junk food.

Fair enough. Running naked upon a beach is an excellent way to receive painful burns, however.

Only if you don't use enough SPF, nudism is in style with some people.

I will take your word for it.

...You do and I'm not helping you when you go puke it all back up again.

You try not having real people food for a year sometime, you'll want to eat your weight in lots of things.

Half a year is bad enough.

...But I'm glad you're out of...that place, anyway.

It was a means to an end, as long as you got done what needed to be done... mostly worth it.

Have the first one on me.

[He hands over a ho-ho still in the wrapper.]

Yessssss

[And he's already through the first one before saying anything again.]

Sweetest comeback in the history of ever...? What did I miss?

Depends, what year was it when you got cooped up wherever you were?

Granted our histories might not match up exactly, but considering you know what a ho-ho is I doubt it will be too different. One of the common differences I've found in similar timelines is who shot Lincoln.

2011, if I remember right. Bit sketchy on dates but that's... well it's a thing.

Ho-ho's have been around since the 1920's, and as far as I know it was Booth. Who killed him is the better question really.

Wow three years. At least by my timeline. Can't say you've missed too much as far as world history is concerned. Wouldn't take more than one news search session to find most of it.

Well at least in universes likes yours and mine Booth killed Lincoln. I've been to another where his vice-president did him in to gain the position.

Depends on the news you look at, a lot can change in three years. There's also three whole years of television shows that I have to catch up on now alone, not to mention smartphones and all that.

[He's joking, mostly. Probably.]

Wouldn't be surprised, lots of people didn't like how things were turning out and Johnson wasn't exactly the best liked guy. I wasn't exactly in the political loop in that one.

Yeah the interesting thing is while it changed how politics worked a lot of the key presidents stayed the same.

[He shrugged.]

Well since you seem to be pretty knowledgeable are you familiar with the SCP foundation?

Story of the world, really. Just because you learn more about the background noise of the universe doesn't mean it changes what happened. The Wizard of Oz is still an all powerful leader even if he is just some asshole from Kansas behind the curtain.

Can't say I do, doesn't mean I don't though. I know a lot of things.

There's universes with bigger changes mind you, but they're more drastic than one president's death.

It's an organization that collects the out of the ordinary and secures them one way or another. For the most part even protects people from them. I wouldn't exactly be alive today without them, but I don't pretend they're not a shitty organization at times.

[Ho-ho's dude why did you have to betray him like this?]

No. I already played 'secured away by a mysterious organization' once in this lifetime, did it for a year. The kind where the only way you get out is in a body bag only I got dumped in a river halfway across the planet from home.

Not. Gonna. Happen.

[He shakes his head.]

Oh no you got me wrong. I'm not asking you to join up with them. I'm their "guest" it's just I'm stuck there unless I find a better group. Ending up in other universes, possibly getting mortally damaged and then sent back doesn't lend itself to being able to live on your own.

[He laughed sadly.]

Guess that did sound pretty bad. I only asked because I was curious if you could tell me some of the things they've hid from me since you seemed pretty wired in.

Alright, good. And yeah, better wording might become your best friend there buddy.

[All forgiven in other words.]

To sum it up? Probably everything. Guys like that... don't like telling people the truth, even their own people. They're probably using you to gather information and you don't even know.

Oh no I know it. They interview me every time I end up in a new universe and come back. I've got a tracking device somewhere in my body so they know where I am on re-entry. I'm under no illusions that I'm there just for my own good.

[He's a lot more serious than he was a few moments ago.]

I know they're hiding things though. Probably SCPs they know I wouldn't agree with the containment of. Or at the very least the procedures for containment of them.

Well then find out. Dig as deep as you can, leave messages to those who can do more than you.

Change things yourself because waiting around for someone else to do it only wastes valuable time and everyone else is waiting for someone to start.

Hm...You've got a point there.

[He smiles more easily.]

Well then I might as well ask a favor. If you see me again, except I don't recognize you, tell him everything I just told you. I know I'm not the only version of myself. Maybe you'll find one the foundation hasn't gotten their hands on yet. Admittedly that means he's probably a little worse for wear, but I thrive on this paranormal stuff.

Of course I do, it's my job to have a point.

I'll do what I can, and if you think they're interesting paranormal stuff I know things that'd blow your mind. All of it true, at least in my little slice of reality.

I'm definitely curious if you don't mind sharing. If it's not something you want to talk about though I understand.

Those 'crazy' ancient aliens guys? They're not that far off the mark with some of their nonsense.

Huh not the strangest thing I've heard. Problem is an advanced civilization of aliens can cover its tracks well when it wants to, right?

Or they get wiped of the face of the planet aside from AI reconstructions of themselves. Toba Catastrophe kinda killed of nearly everything that was alive at the time.

Seems a little weird that it would wipe them out too. Considering they could build technology that could survive the blast. You would at least think they would at least create the set up for a Superman rip off.

Too busy fighting us pesky rebellious humans who outnumbered them to prepare. They tried, but it's kind of hard to avoid or stop the sun.

So they were touting themselves as gods? I'm not surprised by that either. I've seen an SCP or two try that shtick. We have Cain and Abel, or at least two beings that call themselves that, in the foundation.

Heh, family of mine. They're probably pissed about being cooped up.

Oh yeah they're not exactly happy.

[He still has an easy-going smile.]

So you're non-human yourself?

I'm as human as anyone. I can just trace my genetics all the way back to Adam and Eve themselves.

In fact I did. Forcibly. And in the highest definition possible.

Oh so Cain and Abel would be relatives. I get it now. Cain is the problem child as the biblical texts would suggest.

Abel is more agreeable to the foundation and lets them in on some of the older SCPs.

They're not exactly human looking though. I could probably find a copy of their files if you and your mun are interested.

Really distant relatives, but hey who's counting generations?

How not human are we talking about? Are there like... tentacles involved?

Neither of them are too weird. Just enough to tell something ain't quite right.

Cain Has some bits replaced with metal, but I imagine humanity will catch up to the point to where he looks normal. Issue is wherever he walks plants die and the ground goes barren.

Abel on the other hand looks pretty normal except for the tattoos. Occult things it looks like. As far as we can tell the guy is immortal too or has some sort of cloning machine built into that stone box of his. Any time the bugger is killed it just delays him coming back. He's intent on killing people as soon as he gets out like he's in a trance.

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Thinking of MoM... because I love pain

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I'm a bit behind on the AC games, but oh well xD

it's all cool!

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Well shoot looking at the descriptions found out Cain is the good one damned memory