Second day developments in high_seas

[tactilelearner]

So I got a temper. So what?

'M with Logan, an' it's a good enough cause for me. Let's go show 'em what an X-Man can do.

Comments

[toadytolansky]

Only Logan? Man, did you X-Geeks split up or somethin'? Too bad.

[tactilelearner]

More like "kidnapped by a ghost pirate."

[toadytolansky]

You got kidnapped too? I got stuck in a camp with zombies. But there's free food, so... *shrug*

Well at least maybe the X-Geeks are comin' for you.

[tactilelearner]

Nothin' free where I am. Gave us a bit of money t' start, but not very much.

[never_nor]

As long as you have the strength to back up that temper I see no issue.

[tactilelearner]

I do. Jus' kinda got a little extreme. But it's worth it.

[never_nor]

Extreme in what way? Not that it matters to me either way what you humans do to each other.

[tactilelearner]

I found out about slavers. Might've joined up with people lookin' t' kill 'em.

[never_nor]

Hardly that extreme. I imagine there are many who would agree with your goals.

They committed a heinous crime and the navy is clearly too busy to deliver proper justice.

[fukkinawesome]

Not gonna be a negative nancy or anything but don't people die a lot when you lose your temper?

Kind of the same for Logan, just putting that out there.

Lots of dead people.

[tactilelearner]

I haven' killed anybody. But... pro'ly gonna soon. Goin' after slavers.

[fukkinawesome]

Oh. Good luck with that, don't let anyone shoot your eyes out. So where are you staying? Also, lets just clarify ages here. No huge reason, just need to make sure you're at least eighteen.

[tactilelearner]

Seventeen, actually. Two weeks until I'm eighteen. Which I'll be spending on a pirate ship, apparently. That's gonna be weird.

[fukkinawesome]

... Two weeks. Okay so... ... In two weeks you can't say shit about this. I can say whatever the fuck I want.

Don't worry, I hear pirates are prison gay.

[tactilelearner]

I'm travelin' with Logan. Nobody's gonna touch me. 'Sides, if they do? They're in for a nasty surprise, now ain't they?

[fukkinawesome]

Yeah Logan is kind of a huge mood killer no matter which way you swing. But what if you meet a really sexy pirate? Like a Johnny Depp pirate? Then you're going to have to sneak behind Logan's back and get some serious pirate freak on.

Unless he has sphylis. Or the clap. HIV wasn't invented yet though.

[tactilelearner]

How 'bout I aim for gettin' a first kiss 'fore I worry about any of that, huh?

[fukkinawesome]

You know what? I'm giving first kisses away for free. Final sale, no better offers. Blue light special.

[It's a blue something special, Wade]

[tactilelearner]

Awful generous of you. [Yes, that's sarcasm. Thick sarcasm.] But I think I'll pass. See if I can' find that sexy pirate y' mentioned.

I feel like I have to apologize every time he comes out

[fukkinawesome]

Oooooooonce in a life time offer! Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeever find any better! And it's impossible for me to catch STD's! Or any disease! It's great!

Look I'll give you ten bucks.

Hahaha, no problem! It's Wade.

[tactilelearner]

Ten bucks? Really. Not much of an offer.

[No one says she can't milk this.]

[fukkinawesome]

You're seventeen, what the hell are you gonna buy?

Thirty bucks and I'll let you play with my favorite gun.

[tactilelearner]

Make-up an' hair care products aren' cheap. An', y'know, savin' up for a car.

[fukkinawesome]

Okay. Alright. Point to you, they unfairly price lipstick. Can't get behind you with the hair care.

Fifty bucks. That more than covers the cost of a makeup kit.