On the latest thing to boil out of the mun's brainmeats

[futamura_neo]

...no, as a matter of fact, I don't think the world needs a fic about me becoming the familiar of Zero Louise. Not when it means there's a Pippi who'll probably never see me again.

Speaking of people never seeing me again, aren't you glad you didn't get me apped to thegames? I know I am, and I definitely don't want to get thrown into Panem the way it is now.