Canon is Fox's Peter Pan & the Pirates

[gunnerbrat]

I don't believe the Croc should meet her male counterparts.

Not even the one that's technically human.

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[hand_eater]

[Just this look, as if saying "and why, pray tell?"]

[gunnerbrat]

[ He doesn't really have an answer that won't anger the Croc that may consider him a food source.]

Uh...she's not really the sharing type?

[hand_eater]

[Well, now he REALLY wants to meet her. Some competition would make things interesting!]

[gunnerbrat]

[ As long as he's far away when it happens, because as Tinkerbell would say, it would be the end of Neverland. He shudders as his mun thinks of a certain scene from Lady and the Tramp.]

She'd eat you alive.

[ He's not sure if he means it literally or figuratively.]

[hand_eater]

[Please! Crocodiles are not cannibals!]

[gunnerbrat]

[ Really? He's heard otherwise, but a Croc would know better.]

Me shipmates say stuff like that about women.

[ He's spending puberty in Neverland, so he doesn't have much experience with the opposite sex.]

I don't think they're being literal.