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[strikinglygorgeous]

Hohohon, so you've finally decided to try playing moi, big brother France! I can imagine it must have been hard having only Amerique and that fuzzy caterpillar for company all this time~ You've longed for the beauty and elegance that is the French.

Though... while I completely agree with my username, I can't help but think you're making fun of me.

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[hoasen]

[Just stares at that username. Ew, papa, ew.]

I certainly hope your mundane is making fun of you with that username.

[strikinglygorgeous]

Well, she certainly understands how gorgeous I am at least~ [Sparkle sparkle.]

[hoasen]

A-ah...I'm not sure if that is what you should be focusing on, when she's trying to imply you go on too many strikes!

[strikinglygorgeous]

No! That can't me it! She must be pointing out just how lovely she thinks I am!

[So in denial.]

[hoasen]

[The staring thing? She's doing it again. A bit like: ]

Have you double checked with her? When uncertain, one must go confirm it.

[strikinglygorgeous]

She's not telling me.

[Pouts.]

[hoasen]

[...a very tiny smile is creeping onto her face BUT SHE'S TRYING NOT TO SHOW IT...]

I think I know what the answer is.

[strikinglygorgeous]

[Suuuuulk.]

You're so cruel to your papa.

[hoasen]

[Oh...if he sulks anymore though, she'd have a tough time pacifying him! Time to bring it down a bit--]

Ah, I am only stating the possible truth! [Actual truth.] If you are so worried, should you not try to prove that it is otherwise?

[strikinglygorgeous]

Outrageous lies, you mean! So many we French like to go on strike now and then, but it's only occasional. They do it in many other countries too!

[hoasen]

Well, I will not argue that it happens in other countries too. [Including her own...]

But don't you feel like you might do it a bit too often compared to other countries?

[strikinglygorgeous]

Non! Beauty sleep is important if you don't want to look like an old man like that rosbif!

[hoasen]

[She tilts her head in thought. Maybe she shouldn't tell him that England technically looks younger than him, ah...]

But too much beauty sleep would have you grow slack...what if everyone starts relying on him more than they do you?

[strikinglygorgeous]

[Please, he was born with those hideous old man eyebrows.]

Non, non, people will always rely on big brother France to help them!

[hoasen]

[...Alright aside from those mini hair brushes. The brow curse which infected her poor brother! (Though Hong Kong's eyebrows at least gave him idol status).]

Really? For example...? [She looks at him expectantly, before--] And I do not mean cooking.

[strikinglygorgeous]

As an example of the beauty of the world, to which all aspire, non~?

[Cue shojo petals.]

[hoasen]

[IF HER JAW COULD DROP ANY FURTHER (and if she even allowed her jaw to drop, really). Her hand waves, no petal,s stop!!]

I know you have been said to have nice hair, but I don't think that's quite it.

[strikinglygorgeous]

No, that really must be it. As strong as I am, it's not as amazing as my beauty~

[hoasen]

[S-strong too...ah.]

I need proof. That this is what others really aspire to.

[strikinglygorgeous]

Am I not still the source of all that is truly fashionable? What more proof do you need~?

[hoasen]

[Oof, he's right there, French fashion really is still at the height of style.]

A-ah, well, we can go ask a few people what they think. Just randomly select humans from a crowd.

[strikinglygorgeous]

Of course~ The people of Paris will give us an answer!

[hoasen]

[She quickly raises her hand, gesturing him to stop!!]

No no, not just of Paris! It is certain that they will side with you, since you have the same tastes! Let's pick five different countries to pick more humans!

[strikinglygorgeous]

But they are the true experts is fashion, are they not~?

I suppose we could ask Seychelles and Canada too. And maybe little Italy. The sweet one of course.

[hoasen]

I suppose they are some of the better judges in fashion... [And professionally...]

I trust them, Seychelles and Canada have good, clear opinions. [Mostly, unbias...she hopes.] Italy is known for his good taste too, no?

[strikinglygorgeous]

[They'll never turn on their père, knows it!]

But of course. Little French territory Italy and I have been friends since he was just a little thing~

[hoasen]

[But at least they could offer some constructive criticism...right? She hopes? Not like Australia and England at least.

Also she's sensing that France still wants to claim Italy for his own. Ah. Italy might be a little too enthusiastic when it comes to certain things, but she could bank on him being unusually blunt, even if he's siding with them.]

Hmm, that's true. Alright, three is a good, odd number. Italy will be the third judge.

[strikinglygorgeous]

[Austrialia was a little mama's boy with abandonment issues. Would he, France, ever send one of his colonies away like that? Non! Obviously England was just a horrible parent.]

Perfect! You will see, I am still the capital of the fashion world~

[hoasen]

[Then again, France, maybe the abandonment issues form the other Commonwealth countries could come about because England is/was a better parent than France. (not true but Vietnam's just critical of whoever looked after her. Gosh.)]

Oh we will certainly see. I still have my doubts. [Because...he is also an old man.] But I will trust the facts.

[strikinglygorgeous]

You'll see that your papa is right, as always~

[Is totally the better parent. Just look at Canada! Still so sweet even after England had his horrible influence.]