thirdarrow: (cold ♒ Aegypius monachus)
小早川 隆景 | takakage "will die for you" kobayakawa ([personal profile] thirdarrow) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2014-08-09 02:36 pm

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Your cruelty knows no bounds, Lady Mundane.

[ He folds his arms neatly, a half-sigh escaping his lips. ] Though I suppose the arrival of my father is something you did not anticipate. But even then, you took the chance when it presented itself to you.

I understand that you thought it better for me to have the company of a familiar face. However, you could have chosen a less... taxing one, at the very least. [ One that did not bring endless pain. ] Surely you must acknowledge that.

[ Cue mun's cackling in the background from somewhere far far away. ]

Nothing I say is going to change your mind, I see. [ He closes his eyes. ] I have been with you ever since the day I was made known to the world... you could have shown a little more concern.

[ She does care for you, Takakage. It's just that you landed yourself with someone who delights in making their favourite characters suffer. And you are her most precious muse, after all... ]

It has been less than five months since we met. I pray the next five will be easier to endure.
risorgimento: (Think ⋉◉⋊ Sounds fun!)

[personal profile] risorgimento 2014-08-09 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
I can't really comment on that, since my Mundane is awful in a cute sort of way, but...

[ Brief chin tap. Hm. ]

Well, you know, I could make those next five months a little easier, if you want!
risorgimento: (Glance ⋉◉⋊ Just so very caring.)

[personal profile] risorgimento 2014-08-09 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
How do you feel about water? You have an affinity for it, from what I know, right...?

[ She's just going to cross her legs, on a chair, where she is. With tea on a table nearby. Because that's how she rolls. ]

Tea?
risorgimento: (Ponder ⋉◉⋊ Teehee what now?)

[personal profile] risorgimento 2014-08-09 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Water is a pretty good stimuli for relaxation! And so is sex, of course. So it really depends. I like to combine the two when I'm having a rough patch.

[ Said completely innocently like she's thirty years old versus sixteen as she pours him some tea. ]

How do you take your tea?
risorgimento: (Smile ⋉◉⋊ Chinhands.)

[personal profile] risorgimento 2014-08-09 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I don't know your ceremonies... we didn't do anything fancy with our tea back home.

[ Ah, plain, hm. Plain it is! But she'll just smile and sip her own tea. ]

You really should consider finding a partner or something, it would probably make your life a lot easier!
risorgimento: (Observe ⋉◉⋊ Hmm...?)

[personal profile] risorgimento 2014-08-09 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
... I didn't drug your tea, y'know. That'd be pretty...

[ Fucked up. She is so not her boyfriend, wow ew!!! ]

... Messed up. I mean, do you really think I'd be here trying to make a casual suggestion about your health if I intended that?
risorgimento: (Glance ⋉◉⋊ Dance with me.)

[personal profile] risorgimento 2014-08-09 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
People don't think I pay much attention, for some reason... I try, though. You can't get a fresh cup of tea underwater, you know? We have to jellify it.

[ It is such a sad thing, jellified tea... but, no, his tea is not poisoned. It is just tea. ]
much_rejoicing: (Prince | Schaaaaaadenfreude~!)

[personal profile] much_rejoicing 2014-08-09 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Muns are assholes. [And yet he's so cheerful saying it.]
much_rejoicing: (Prince | wtfever man)

[personal profile] much_rejoicing 2014-08-10 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Bard does.]

I mean, I've been pretty lucky insofar as sadistic muns are concerned, but I'm not her favorite. If you're the favorite, you're screwed~
much_rejoicing: (Prince | Don't know if serious...)

[personal profile] much_rejoicing 2014-08-10 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
My condolences. Daddy issues? [Bard, RUDE.]
much_rejoicing: (Prince | Fake nobility)

[personal profile] much_rejoicing 2014-08-10 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't feel too bad, there's not a man alive who views Bard as pleasant company.]

Then why're you so bothered by the thought of seeing him?
much_rejoicing: (Prince | wtfever man)

[personal profile] much_rejoicing 2014-08-10 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Implications that your mun takes great pleasure in poking at, apparently. [Bard, how about you stop poking?]
much_rejoicing: (Prince | Schaaaaaadenfreude~!)

[personal profile] much_rejoicing 2014-08-10 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome to being a mun's favorite. Enjoy your stay in hell.
chatterboxing: (worried)

bard pls

[personal profile] chatterboxing 2014-08-10 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Y'know, with that goofy-arse grin o' yours plastered on there, it's prolly kinda hard f'people to tell if yer serious or not.

An' assumin' you are, cripes couldja be any more blunt about it.
much_rejoicing: (Prince | ttly a royal)

[personal profile] much_rejoicing 2014-08-10 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Litania, you're interrupting a very serious discussion between two very serious individuals.

Really, very serious. [Sage nod.]
chatterboxing: (didja seriously?)

[personal profile] chatterboxing 2014-08-10 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Opens her mouth.

Shuts it.

Opens her mouth again. There's a bit of a drawn-out "I" sound as if she's going to speak this time.

Nope. She shuts her mouth again.

Not touching this.]