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[redrobinflies]

Okay, I don't care how amusing it is. I do not want participate with your Magic Mike AU where I'm a gay stripper and I learn all my moves from Dick. No, just no. I didn't think anyone could write me worst then Fabian Nicieza, but you're really trying aren't you? Does no one believe it letting me stay sexually ambiguous?

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[thered_s]

[ Don't mind the laughing, Rob. ]

[redrobinflies]

Shut up, Kon.

[thered_s]

Dude, do you seriously expect me to shut up when you're going to be a stripper?

[redrobinflies]

Yes.

Remember who's the better sidekick.

[flyingg]

Theoretically, I think it's possible to be sexually ambiguous stripper.

[redrobinflies]

[ Asdfghjkl that so doesn't make him feel better. ]

That's good to know.

[flyingg]

I'd be a good teacher, too.

[ He's teasing you, bro. ]

[redrobinflies]

You realize you're going to be Matthew McConaughey in this right?

Better work on your accent.

[ sob ]

[flyingg]

Oh, come on, I'm good at accents! I did accents before we first met!

[ ... yep, icon used on purpose, too. LA PB casting very appropriate. He's not going to make you undress in front of people unless it's essential to a case, Tim. He really is the one who takes one for the team, when it comes to inconveniences. Just think of him dressing up a pay lady for that case with Gordon. ]

[redrobinflies]

How's your Australian accent then? Hope it's better than your pick up lines.

[ He was your number one fanboy, he knows you can do accents. ]

And forever late.

[flyingg]

I can out-Australian Hugh Jackman, Kylie Minogue, and Simon Baker at the same time!

[ No, he can't, but that's okay. Just imagine the four of them in the same room. ]

[showbird]

Well there's an idea.

[redrobinflies]

You're getting enjoyment from this, aren't you?

[showbird]

Me? Why would I get any enjoyment out of the idea of teaching you how to dance?

[redrobinflies]

Because you're a Dick. [Side-eyeing you good sir. ]

[showbird]

[ And he heard that, Tim. ]

Well, looks like you caught me, then. It still doesn't sound too bad, if you ask me.

[noonesson]

I got stuck in one of those fucking stripper AUS... thankfully as house security as opposed to anything else.

[ Jason can take some pleasure in your pain, though, Tim. ]

[redrobinflies]

You got lucky, then.

[ He wishes he was security, although he's not that intimidating without the costume. ]

[noonesson]

Up until Dick was hooking, yeah, totally lucky.

[redrobinflies]

Good ol' Dick.

[noonesson]

Don't encourage him.

Or his dick.

[redrobinflies]

I don't think he needs any encouragement. He does what he wants.

[noonesson]

An unfortunate truth.

[spoiled_bat]

I mean, I don't know about the gay thing, but I'm all for that part about the stripping.

[redrobinflies]

Steph, you aren't helping.

[redripoff]

[why this]

[redrobinflies]

[ Because his fictional life sucks. ]

[thirdboywonder]

Actually, my mun thought Fabian did a pretty good job. Scott Lobdell on the other hand...he did his best.

(The polite way? To yourself?)

[redrobinflies]

My mun was okay with him till he was asked by a fan what he thought of my sexuality and then he threw women at me like I was Nightwing. And can't forget me almost being raped by that one girl...I hope all that was omitted after the reboot. Please, God.

My mun thinks the best writer for recent Teen Titans was J.T. Krul pre-reboot.

[thirdboywonder]

That's a pretty big list: Zoanne, Steph, Lynx, Cassie, Cassandra, and yes-nearly repeating what happened that gave us Damian...probably more women if things had continued down that path...

(Speaking of Cassie...)

Krul did excellent work in my mun's opinion, and it showed even more when he and Fabian teamed up for the crossover we had with the Titans. Who knew Damian had a heart?

[redrobinflies]

Never thought Damian had a heart. But yeah, my mun saw him in a new light after that.

[v_for_vicki]

Sexual ambiguity is more nonexistant than ever as far as the media is concerned. Of course, the better story is always what unusal nocturnal activities Gotham's favorite socialites happen to be partaking in, and less about with whom.

[redrobinflies]

No unusual activities, Vicki. Just parties and the occasional rager. That's what teenagers do right?

[hoodforhire]

wait wait wait....

how is it an AU if you're gay? Didn't that ship already sail?

[redrobinflies]

...Shut up, Jason.

[ Feel that intimidating glare, Jason? Yeah...pretend it's there. He's trying. ]

[hoodforhire]

Oooh. Burn. Witty comebacks are clearly not part of your repertoire, Replacement. [grinning. Grinning so hard. Also, have a hair scruff, Timmy. Jason's in a good mood so he won't even attempt murder tonight. ]

[clone_boy]

[Laughing. So. Hard.]

[redrobinflies]

[ He is going to have to county how many times he has to say this... ]

Shut up, Kon.

[ You're lucky you're his best friend. ]