homeless, notes on surviving as a teen beast.

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Come on. It isn't like I'm going to survive on fucking Fancy Feast, is it? Both of us know I'm not going anywhere I can do any lasting damage, so what's the harm?

It's just a bite to eat.

Comments

[slushie]

Ew, really?

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What, like there aren't grosser things in high school?

[slushie]

I guess I can't weigh in fairly here. I don't think consuming teenagers is, like, common to the high school experience.

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And I didn't think blazers were in with anybody except the debate team, but I was obviously wrong about that. Also, correction? I'm not fucking vegan or whatever, I'm not turning down a meal just because it isn't between the ages of 13-19.

[strongestcoward]

Young ladies should eat heartily.

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[ Bypassing the comment completely: ] Jesus, what's wrong with your eye?

[strongestcoward]

I don't know. You tell me.

[It is in fact a blind fold with an eye print on it, but he lifts one corner with a thumb to show one of his actual eyes. Which happens to have a second smaller eye inside of it.

Wonders never cease.]

[kittysdragon]

Yeh not supposed to eat people, lady. Now does Heed have to get Doctor Strange on yeh butt or are yeh gonna behave?

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If I want shitty life advice, I'll go to the guidance counselor, not rent How to Train Your Dragon.

[kittysdragon]

Hmph. And Heed supposes if yeh don't like what they say yeh just eat them. Anyway, Heed ain't anything like Hiccup. Or Spyro. Or Puff.

[wracked]

Wow. Alright. Hey. So, are you always this terrifying, or is it like, a selective creepy?

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That depends — are you always this much of a chicken?

[fearbringer]

Someone's going to get themselves into trouble.

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Thanks, Captain Obvious. You want to read my palm, next?

[fearbringer]

Oh, no. I'm just here to enjoy the fear you inspire, and the fear you'll likely feel when you're caught.

[sleuthtastic]

Huh.

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Still working on a full sentence, short stack?