In regards to finding out something important

[moonlightshine]

Mun-chan! Mun-chan!

No! JUST NO!

[The blonde is clearly panicked and freaking out over this.]

W-why would that be even possible? That can't be right! He's not...he can't be!

Why would he be my boyfriend?!

[orz. He makes her heart beat faster, she blushes around him, and none of it makes any sense!]

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[best_intel]

Sources also say you will have a child together.

[moonlightshine]

E-eh?! We...

We what?!

And this is why I love playing jerks sometimes xD

[best_intel]

Here see for yourself.

[He hands over a photo as proof.]

[moonlightshine]

[She looks over the picture, still in shock.]

That's...that's just a...

[Hear that screeching sound? It's her mind coming to a stop.]

WHAT IS THIS?!

[best_intel]

Like I said, your child from the future. Her name is Chibiusa.

[moonlightshine]

[She starts shaking her head.]

I'm too young for a daughter!!

[best_intel]

Well yes, but not in the future. You'll have her when you're a grown woman obviously.

[moonlightshine]

[Nope, nope not going to believe any of this.


Usagi will turn her back and pretend all of this was a dream that's never coming true.]

[best_intel]

I suppose you'll have to see for yourself, but don't be so cruel as to deny your own daughter's existence.

She does seem to love you both very much.

[ilhaformosa]

Wait, you don't know who's your boyfriend?!

I mean, it's OBVIOUSLY the prince's reincarnation, you know, your future husba—

[Waaait, is it going to mess up timelines if she says that? Taiwan clamps her mouth shut with her hand.]

[moonlightshine]

[Blinking. More blinking, this really doesn't help Usagi.]

Uhh, if I knew he was my boyfriend, I wouldn't be asking...?

[ilhaformosa]

Mmmfhnn!

[Quiiietly pulling her hand away after an awkward pause.

A quick clearing of the throat.]

... w-well! If you don't know he's your boyfriend, who do you know he is? It's kind of a two-way deal, boyfriend-and-girlfriend!

[Alright, let's gauge what Usagi does know so far!]

[moonlightshine]

Chiba Mamoru? He's a jerk. A weird guy who wears a tuxedo all day...and he manages to show up at random times.

[Sage nod.]

He can't be my boyfriend! My boyfriend wouldn't be a mean jerk like him!

[girlmarth]

[Here you go, Usagi dear, another masked boy(???) to add to your troubles.]

...If there is anything I have learned thus far, it's that love works in ways that defy logic.

Perhaps their reasoning will become clearer with time.

[moonlightshine]

[Stare. Seriously, how many masked boys are there?]

...That doesn't really help me right now.

[girlmarth]

[At least yours doesn't swoop off on a wyvern whenever he decides he wants to be grumpy and aloof?

This one, however, just cants their head to one side, thinking for a moment.]

It sounds like you haven't discovered what the future you likes most about him yet. I don't claim to be an expert on love, but... I do know it's something that can't be rushed.

[moonlightshine]

[True...but if Usagi heard that, she might see it as romantic.

But the blinking turning into pouting.]

I know, I know. I have to wait and everything will be explained...

[Is waiting ever fun? Nope.]

[girlmarth]

[There's an odd twitch at the corner of the boy's mouth-- a smile? Huh...]

Believe me, it's better than it sounds. Knowing what will happen ahead of time... it's not always a pleasant thing.

[moonlightshine]

[Usagi saw that smile and pouts further. What? Is the boy getting some satisfaction over seeing a cute girl upset?]

I don't want to know all the details, just...why does it have to be him?

[girlmarth]

[Not at all, but something about this is reminding them of a certain someone.

Maybe it's the pigtails.]

Were you hoping it would be someone else?

[moonlightshine]

[Stares at.]

YES!

[She wanted it to be anyone but him!]

Why can't Tuxedo Kamen be my boyfriend instead? [Whines]</small.

[girlmarth]

[Okay, now it's TOO much like that someone. Wh-what to do...]

T-Tuxedo Kamen? Who's... that? It sounds like something he'd come up with...

[moonlightshine]

[Usagi has no idea she's making the other boy nervous, but she'll just stare at him in shock.]

What?! You don't know who he is?! He's dreamy! Mysterious and I bet he's handsome under that mask. He also helps out the Sailor Senshi!

[girlmarth]

Wait-- you mean to say you barely know anything about him, but you want to date him? That's... forgive me, but that makes very little sense to me...

[moonlightshine]

But that's the way love and romance work, isn't it?

[Does she have tunnel vision? Okay a little.]

Or if not him, then Matoki-niichan! I've known him for such a long time and he's so sweet and cool.

[girlmarth]

That's-- I... wouldn't know. I've never been in love myself...

That at least sounds safer than the first option, though. [He has NO room to talk about judging suspicious masked people, though. Gosh.]

[lastwizard1412]

Would you prefer someone else to steal your heart, ojousan?

[moonlightshine]

[Blinks and blushes.]

A-ahhh, I don't want my heart stolen, I just...want answers?

[douser]

Usagi-chan, I thought you would be happy to fall in love.

[Not that Ami's participated in such discussions, but she's been witness to Usagi's flights of fancy over romance.]