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[lateforthewar]

GOLLY GEE WHIZ, MISS! You sure got me some great as fuck new icons! They're shiny and colorful and expressive and awesome.

Oh and your hiatus thing?! THAT'S OKAY TOO! Everyone knows I'm gonna be awesome and fucking great no matter what. You take your time, but not too much time, 'kay? I'll be waitin'!

Ummm, far as the "post apocalyptic date" thing... Y'don't have to try and find me a gal to have coffee with. Sure as heck would be nice, but we all gotta find shelter first, and make sure we can defend ourselves... Not much time for romance there. Gee, I can't think of how to ask someone on a date like that anyway! Ya don't ask someone out while you're trying to fight off evil monsters! I mean you can, but only if you're winning! If you're losing, that's a real jerk move.

Comments

[soda_delirium]

it is possible to multitask evven durin hideous fuckin disasters
maybe i just aint the best judge a this shit but wwhats so awwful about askin a girl out wwhen shits goin bad
noww or nevvers a pretty popular concept in books an movvies

[lateforthewar]

Whoa dude no you're totally right! That's exactly what I mean! Like, I could be extra badass while I'm being a hero as usual, and be like extra cool and go, "HEY GIRL LET'S YOU AND ME GO FOR COFFEE LATER!" And then I sever the monster's head with a machete like it ain't no thing.

Only problem is there ain't any coffee, or like, anything! Ugh. Guess I'ma have to rustle up what I can and save it for that special guy or gal!

[english_dignity]

Really, Alfred, you're going to have to find coffee and a way to brew it before you worry about a coffee date.

[Not that he's jealous or anything.]

[lateforthewar]

Who says I can't?! You say I can't do a lotta things but then I do 'em anyway! Maybe they'll let me have a little wartime coffee can in my bag! The lady in charge really should get offa her butt and ask those people if that's okay.

[PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO BE. He's about as likely to find a date as they are to find a McDonald's in all that rubble.]

[english_dignity]

Did you have a wartime coffee can before the city pulled this shit?

[infiniteresistance]

[This-- He-- What--...

What.]

You could use a "yes" as reason to fight harder.

[UH? Humanthing what are you doing other than confusing Zero and crazy talk (and saying "fuck" a lot)? And he's done that before, actually. Well. Not a coffee date, but a "we should go do something". Thing.]