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[mystery_s_hack]

Pfft. Like I was ever just gonna be here for my charm and wit. You knew from the start I probably knew a ton of stuff! The show should be about ME, let's face it!

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[lil_ole_me]

Stanford, Stanford, Stanford. [Tut-tut.] The show's never been about you, it's about me![Maybe a little to gleeful and showy on that last note, waving his arms up.]

Y'all are just a bit player. [And should be happy to be as much.]

[mystery_s_hack]

You? Ha! The only stage you're fit to be on has three rings! See, 'cause you're a clown, and it's a circus! Hah!

How's prison food working out for ya, by the way? Gotta be better than the stuff down in Guatamala.

[lil_ole_me]

Oh Standford. [Like he's scolding a slightly naughty child or something.] I can see why your limited vision would make you think as such.

I'm simply takin' a brief hiatus, to refine my skills. [And plans for domination.] And build my audience. [Hey, they might be crooks and murderers but they'll do anything for Gideon.]

Oh, it's gotten much better since I inspired some of the boys to take a peek in some favorite cook books of mine. Not somethin' you'd understand of course, inspirin' people.

[mystery_s_hack]

Hey, I do all the inspiring I need! I inspire folks to give me lots of money! What else does a guy want?

And yeesh, kid, Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, you know.