[To an extent that what spurred his mun was the existence of a game with multiple canonmates. Not an opportunity that often exists.]
It concerns this new kan-on you have acquired. There are some parts of it that I take issue with.
[He decides to dispense with the usual courtesy of allowing Rocket to ask "Like what?"]
You see, this kan-on of yours tells the story of a fahrbot human who is spirited off to the other end of the galaxy through no will of his own, correct? And after this, he falls in with a disparate band of wanted fugitives, including a brutish warrior mourning the loss of his wife and child, an irritating sentient plant creature, and a small, handsome, underappreciated fellow who engineers their escape from prison and without whom the whole crew would fall apart.
On the basis of their unwitting possession of a devastating weapon, this crew is then caught up in a galactic conflict in which the lives of trillions are at stake. As this happens, the human's uncontrollable hormonal impulses cause him to develop feelings for a warrior woman of another species, despite the fact that she was previously on the other side of this conflict, and despite the fact that the first thing she did to him was assault him. And through it all, the audience is expected to laugh at this as often as take it seriously.
I should hope you see where I'm going with this.
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okay that's hilarious and I should have noticed it myself
A mistake that will require minimal effort to correct. The Erpmen do possess a primitive digital information network, and the ability to distinguish one year from another.
[There's also a chance that it turns out like that Farscape MMO they NO, NO, BAD MUN, NO JINX.]
I am quite familiar with Terran behavior. I've had the misfortune of living with one for over four cycles. As inferior a species as they may be, they do know how to count.
None, but I only know one of them intimately. Well, two.
[Mun heard a Nelly song on the radio and then realized that the college freshmen of today were four when Country Grammar dropped and oh god is my hairline receding I'm gonna die someday aaaaah]
And we'll have to continue doing that. He's the reason why we met in the first place. [She can't believe she's being so sentimental. Kinda unusual for her.]
But, I'll let you have the first shot if he betrays us.
I wouldn't tell you anything wrong. [She playfully pinches his ear.] I've been here longer than you. It's a real pain in the ass being told what to do.
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Clever!
Re: Clever!
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I'm just gonna blame that cute one that kept buying me drinks and then stole my damn keys.
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I AM GROOT!
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I'm a trusting guy, not my fault people take advantage.
[Lies, so many lies.]
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[No. No, Rygel will not be impressed. He has Business.]
But never mind that. I've got a bone to pick with you lot.
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[A Hynerian, that is. He gets around, he knows things!]
What's your beef?
Because mun noticed this and found it awesome and hilarious.
[To an extent that what spurred his mun was the existence of a game with multiple canonmates. Not an opportunity that often exists.]
It concerns this new kan-on you have acquired. There are some parts of it that I take issue with.
[He decides to dispense with the usual courtesy of allowing Rocket to ask "Like what?"]
You see, this kan-on of yours tells the story of a fahrbot human who is spirited off to the other end of the galaxy through no will of his own, correct? And after this, he falls in with a disparate band of wanted fugitives, including a brutish warrior mourning the loss of his wife and child, an irritating sentient plant creature, and a small, handsome, underappreciated fellow who engineers their escape from prison and without whom the whole crew would fall apart.
On the basis of their unwitting possession of a devastating weapon, this crew is then caught up in a galactic conflict in which the lives of trillions are at stake. As this happens, the human's uncontrollable hormonal impulses cause him to develop feelings for a warrior woman of another species, despite the fact that she was previously on the other side of this conflict, and despite the fact that the first thing she did to him was assault him. And through it all, the audience is expected to laugh at this as often as take it seriously.
I should hope you see where I'm going with this.
okay that's hilarious and I should have noticed it myself
earscratch.] That's uh...
[More thinking, counting on his fingers while squinting ceilingward] Carry the two...
Yeah, I got nothin'.
The world certainly isn't a poorer place for having more Farscape-like things in it.
[The Hynerian is shaking with fury. The mun is reacting rather differently. Rygel turns his rage munward.]
What are YOU laughing at, human? This isn't amusing!
I really ought to re-watch, I have the DVDS sitting right there...
Besides, are you even using it anymore?
[It's hard to say if he does these things on purpose ... who are we kidding, he totally does.]
I did a rewatch to prepare myself for playing Sparky. Probably why I noticed.
[You do realize the irony of YOU making this argument, right Rygel?]
Don't you start, either!
Makes sense!
[He'll worry about the second statement later. Maybe. Probably not.]
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[There's also a chance that it turns out like that Farscape MMO they NO, NO, BAD MUN, NO JINX.]
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Ain't ever seen one check the time and say 'wow, it's exactly the same time I thought it was', it's always 'Dammit I'm late' or 'wow it's still early'
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[Mun heard a Nelly song on the radio and then realized that the college freshmen of today were four when Country Grammar dropped and oh god is my hairline receding I'm gonna die someday aaaaah]
...Perhaps you have a point.
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[That's really all he has to say on the matter]
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Yeah, I guess. Probably because the moron's got us looking out for him.
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But, I'll let you have the first shot if he betrays us.
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[Mostly because he knows that if she takes the first shot there won't be anything left for him anyway.]
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[And he's still suspicious of her motives, but he knows better than to say so.]
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... you sure about that?
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Damn.
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Guess I'll just have to improvise.
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[Not his usual tactic, but hey, desperate times, desperate measures etc. etc.]
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