crypticisms: (this icon cracks me up for some reason)

[personal profile] crypticisms 2014-08-03 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
We don't talk of the events of Arkham City. How completely embarrassing. [ He likes to think what happened to that Riddler would never happen to him but ha ha ha, ha ha. Ha. ]

...Didn't take you for the ice pun type.
crypticisms: (friendly crouch; conversing; discussion)

[personal profile] crypticisms 2014-08-03 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm very aware of that. Though considering I'm still favouring the purple and green combination, maybe I don't have room to talk.

[ He is so out of his depth right now. 'Friendly' isn't a type of conversation he has often. But it's... not exactly bad, as he's finding out. ]

Honestly in your situation it would take all of my self-control not to simply start a novelty icecube tray collection just to get on everyone's last nerve.
crypticisms: (ha; amused; smug laugh)

[personal profile] crypticisms 2014-08-03 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ He twitches a bit at that name, then looks insanely satisfied. ]

Actually, I might just do that anyway. Perhaps Quinn will let me borrow her hammer. I'll tell her it's for a good cause.

Normally I'd rather work around something intellectually, but let me tell you, this has potential. Never again allow me to claim physical therapy doesn't work.
crypticisms: (accusing; daring; point and laugh)

eddie yes..........

[personal profile] crypticisms 2014-08-03 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ pause. ] Do you really think someone would be upset?

...Maybe if I did it in public. Giant ice sculpture of Mockridge, have his head knocked off with some plastic explosive... ha!

[ He clears his throat and tries not to look too excited. okay. calming down now. ]

...No, I suppose I should be over that by now. Mockridge already got his comeuppance. I hear he still has trouble sleeping. [ best not to ask how he heard about that, considering they obviously don't talk. ] ...And anyway it's too heavy-handed.
crypticisms: (dismissing; talk to the hand)

[personal profile] crypticisms 2014-08-03 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ He bristles, but somehow he can't find anything to say that won't ruin everything.

So you just get a stubborn sort of okay-whatever stare instead.

...And then he looks away and sticks his non-cane hand in his pocket because okay, not so good with the conversation thing after all. Trying not to mess it up. :( ]
crypticisms: (dismissing; talk to the hand)

[personal profile] crypticisms 2014-08-03 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ He risks a dubious glance up at her, immediately regrets it upon seeing the look she's giving him, and shakes his head. The hand comes back out of his pocket to wave dismissively. ]

I always have a lot on my mind.

I doubt you could make anything worse. I also doubt you'd try. [ he is maybe a little surprised he's readily admitting that last part, but that's for him to know. ] Consider it icewater under the bridge.
crypticisms: (acknowledged; yes i'm smart; THANK you)

i do! :') it's such an unexpected friendship but so nice too hehh

[personal profile] crypticisms 2014-08-03 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
What can I say? They don't call me a master of wordplay for nothing. [ eddie who actually does call you that. ]

I worked a few puns into my routine here and there. When it was convenient.

[ He means when it was funny. For him. ]
crypticisms: (well well well what do have we here)

yiss! o: i'm going somewhere today but when i'm back i could start a post in my musebox?

[personal profile] crypticisms 2014-08-03 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Is this your attempt at getting me to loosen up?
crypticisms: (this icon cracks me up for some reason)

well i don't mind doing it that way! but i have a sort of comm thing set up for casual rp stuff too

[personal profile] crypticisms 2014-08-03 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ He looks a tiny bit defeated. ]

I wouldn't be making death threats if it was, you know.
crypticisms: (examining; detective-ing; contemplating)

[personal profile] crypticisms 2014-08-04 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
(( it's at [community profile] messbox! i use it for setting up casual encounters and stuff so people don't have to use their own journals if they don't want to. incidentally, feel free to use it for anything else if the mood takes you; it's open membership/free use o/ also i am back now, properly, so i can make a drinking buddy starter post if you wanna say the word! ))

No one is. That's the wonderful thing about being an ex-rogue, everyone thinks you're going to wave a volatile hand and blow up their house if they crack wise.

[ He laughs, half-heartedly, and after a moment's awkward hesitation he fiddles with his cane. There's a heavy little click, and then two bullets fall into his hand. He deposits them in his pocket and waggles the cane pointedly. ]

Better?
crypticisms: (friendly crouch; conversing; discussion)

alrighty! any preferences on whether they know each other already? this thread is pretty meta o:

[personal profile] crypticisms 2014-08-04 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Good. Maybe I should have done that first. Maybe you already heard: I'm not known for being casual. [ What he means is laid-back. But that's a non-issue now, right? ]

Then again, neither is Victor. You seem to be one of those people who isn't deterred by a [ smirk ] cold shoulder.
crypticisms: (ha; amused; smug laugh)

[personal profile] crypticisms 2014-08-04 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
(( boop! mind if we put this thread on hold for the duration? multiples make me get mixed up ;v; ))

Not for the first time, I'm wishing I'd done a little more research on that husband of yours. Our paths simply never crossed.