dear_mun | ahahaha &@#$ you, marvel studios.

My Mun is literally in the exact same boat. I actually find it pretty hypocritical of him. He's okay with Man of Steel, or when Batman quits in The Dark Knight Rises but what happens in Age of Ultron is enough to make him swear off the MCU?!? Really?!!!?!?
[Yes, really. Joss, Kevin, and Edgar are traitors. I've got to clean up their mess.]

You couldn't even get an essay done, let alone make your own Avengers vs. X-Men.

...still, I'm sorry for your loss. My Mun's gonna ~~fail~~ try to correct it.

Oh, the Age of Ultron is going to be a complete disaster, but anything involving Ultron usually is. I can't believe the origin they're going with. I mean, I get it-- Stark's charming. Robert Downey, Jr. is attractive, we're all real proud of his big comeback after watching him crash and burn in the 90s, and women and men of all ages want to bang him but if they're this dependent on him, what the hell are they planning on doing once his contract is up?

Don't be sorry for me, dear. The less I'm associated with my ex-husband the better so Ant-Man isn't a huge loss for me and while I may not be in Age of Ultron -- or any Avengers film -- I still get to see tall, blond, and hunky up on the big screen and for that I am thankful.

Edited 2014-07-29 08:47 (UTC)

[Hank is enraged beyond words at this turn of events. Well, not exactly, but if he was any angrier, the Hulk would seem like a cuddly kitten by comparison.] Honestly, it's one of the least intelligent decisions I've ever heard. They thought the backlash against changing the Mandarin was bad, [Well, they had to, seeing as they completely reversed it] and yet they pull something like that?

Hopefully they come to their senses and change it before filming actually starts - even if we're divorced it's a better alternative than - than that! [He can't even say it - the very idea makes him queasy. He can barely say the next words out loud, half-muttering to himself:] I just wanted to know that there was at least one universe where we were happy...

Edited 2014-07-29 09:09 (UTC)

[Henry. Oh, Henry. She always was a big sucker for those baby blues. While Janet can pretty much see a bright side to everything and she isn't nearly as upset about this as she probably should be, his words are like a knife straight to the heart. Janet's demeanor shifts completely, the bubbly confidence fading only to be replaced with sad eyes and a soft, sympathetic smile.]

Oh, sweetheart. I know that things look bad, but there is one upside, isn't there? We have a daughter. I'd like to think that the fact we have a child at all is living, breathing proof that you and I were happy. We would have never settled down long enough to have children if we weren't happy.

Things don't have to last forever to be perfect, Henry. I've come to learn that regardless of the universe and regardless of how things may have ended, the good times more than outweigh the bad.

Least you know how I feel about the whole thing. Sure you would have been great anyway. And hey, you could be rocking go go's if they have you and Pymie in the 60's right?

[ Mun and muse both give you a hug because GDI! Marvel you were doing decently... ]

...I'm glad you can see a bright side to all of this. It's good -- no, it's amazing that we have a daughter, or at least that a version of us has one. [Being introduced to the multiverse certainly made him more willing to talk about that sort of thing, though given how most versions of their relationships seem to end, it didn't really do anything to change his hesitation with his own world's version of Jan.] I just hoped that we'd... that we'd both be able to be there for her.

Are you sure? I haven't been hearing a whole lot of good -- about us, I mean. I don't know; maybe people are too focused on the negative aspects for some reason.

Yeah, I... I was going to make a joke about how it could be worse and then show off my new stupid vampire fangs, but. That shit's not canon. So you really do have the worse deal, here.

I could buy you better wine, maybe? I don't know, I'm shit at comforting people but if I were you I'd be drinking.

I'm not exactly the type to dwell on the negative. [Her typist might not be having a harder time seeing it that way, but Janet's pretty good at finding the silver lining where she can. He does have a point there, though. Janet -- this version, at least -- had lost both parents by the time she'd hit her twenties and her mother much sooner than that.] If I have anything to be upset about, it's the thought of leaving our daughter without a mother. It isn't my first time, though. It seems I never really do get a chance to raise my babies in any universe.

It hardly matters what other people think. Maybe I can't speak for every version of myself, but-- Henry, you were my first real love. Every couple fights and everyone goes through their hard times, but that doesn't change how much I loved you and it certainly doesn't negate the good memories. When I look back on our relationship? I don't remember the bad memories. I only remember the good.

If I'm in this movie as even a photo in some press clippings, my costume better be cute.

[Awww, she's fine, she's fine. Really! Her typist might not be so happy about it, but Jan's, well, Jan. She's glad she isn't part of that mess.]

It should be, I mean unless they take it away too you're still a blooming fashion designer right? But the best I can hope for is cameo ex SHIELD agent.

Anyway, we're too bloody good for that movie, trust me.

[Snort.] Oh, come on now, Stark. You don't have to feel bad for me. In fact, I think I'd much rather let you buy me booze and show off your fancy, new vampire fangs.

It seems a lot of people would prefer if my film counterpart be some super genius science-type, 'cause you know, they don't already have enough of those. [Come on, why would you want to take away everything that makes Janet interesting? The Ultimates was horrible and no one should want the film's interpretation of Janet to draw inspiration from that trash. Fuck Mark Millar.] Well, you're a dude, so your chances are pretty good so far.

Edgar Wright was smart to drop out when he did.

I think my mun has a worried feeling you and Pym's first wife are probably going to get your backstories merged and you'll be blown up or something. But hey, you could have been smart without being that sort of smart. Starkie and Banner will probably get Old Ass Pym and T'Challa to join their science party anyway.

Probably, yeah. Put it this way, at least you're still active. Me and Cass clearly got axed off in the comics to make room for perfect Mr Langie Boy. Too many size changers spoil the broth or some such crap.

...I guess we can hope that the accident is something along the lines of shrinking to the Microverse, as sad as that is to say - not an amazing possibility, but at least there's hope for a recovery, and you'd be able to see Hope grown-up. [He can't help but sigh.] This is all so frustrating - here's hoping they come to their senses.

I'm glad you feel that way - it gives me hope for what's been going on with us in my universe. ...Don't worry, it's nowhere near as bad as most cases, but it's just tough to tell how things are going to turn out for us.

That's the way it seems, at least. Poor Movie Me, she'll never even see it coming. [Snort.] Please, I already am smart without being that sort of smart. People don't give me nearly enough credit.

I can't really say they're doing much with me. Since the first Avengers film came out, literally everything has been about that line-up. Carol and Jess? They were lucky. Carol got a new 'do and a revamp just as a new wave of comic book fans came in and Jess is riding on the coattails of whatever Avenger they pair her up with in any given book. Everyone thought I was dead and as soon as I came back, they put me on a book these whiny little Tumblr brats boycotted immediately. I've got my loyal fans and I seem to have some support in all of this because I'm yet another female being fridged, but ultimately there aren't nearly enough people who care to make a difference. Marvel's going to shit on me in the films and the comics either way. Still can't believe they killed off Cassie, the poor girl...

Ugh, the Microverse. [Don't even talk to Jan about the Microverse. She spent nearly a year in that awful, horrible place.] Try to take it with a grain of salt, dear. You can't let yourself get too upset about something you can't possibly control. Blame Kevin Feige or whoever the hell thought this was a good idea.

I've had some time to really think about these things. I like to think that even though we didn't have a happy ending, we both made enough of an impact on each other's lives-- helped change each other for the better. Just promise me you won't give up without really trying, alright? I know you like to think you're doing me some kind of favor by keeping your distance, but I'm around because I want to be. Promise me you'll give us a real chance without any regret about how it all plays out. I promise you it's worth it.

There's not much to show off when I'm not hungry. Also, apparently nobody but me thinks refers to drinking blood as 'sucking a guy off' is funny, but I digress. I might as well hand you all my alcohol now that I can't drink it anymore. Treat it right, Jan. Be gentle with it.

Boo. Although, I guess I probably should be grateful you didn't come hungry, shouldn't I? Wait, wait, wait-- 'sucking a guy off'? [Oh, Janet thinks it's hilarious but she's also got the sense of humor of a 12-year-old boy, so there's that.] Oh, you are just awful!

Your loss is my gain. Don't worry, sweetheart, I'll treat your booze with the utmost respect. I'll treat it as if it were my own.

Edited 2014-07-30 05:40 (UTC)

I'm not going to show up here hungry. It's going to be weird enough to talk to people about this without also checking them out the whole time.

Oh, Jan. Only you understand me. [He grins, but it's kind of true on the subject of booze.]

I imagine talking about the whole vampire thing has to be interesting. How do you handle that sort of thing, do you have some kind of vampire coming out party and invite all your closest friends? Assuming I have any level of control -- and you seem to be doing pretty well yourself -- I think that's how I'd go about it. Who doesn't love a party?

Should we fist bump or something? I feel like we should fist bump.

[Tony holds out his fist for a fist bump.]

Uh, no. A party where I can't drink? Pass. I've been telling my friends as I meet them. It's just easier that way.

[Fiiiiist buuuump!~]

Not up for mingling without a good buzz on, I get it. It's not for everyone. Are they all at least taking it well so far? Any ridiculous questions or obnoxious Twilight-related jokes?

Well, my name is already a Twilight joke. Steve asked me not to watch him sleep. I think that's SHIELD's job anyway. Other than that it's been fine.

[Snort.] Did he now?

I'm glad to hear that, though. I'm also glad to see you're taking this so well, despite the whole no booze thing. I find it's always better to try and roll with the punches 'cause the people at the keyboard? I'm starting to think that some of them might be actual sadists.

Yeah. He's actually being really nice about it, though. He's just got questions on what at this point isn't real.

Oh, mine's a sadist. This is the nice option.

...All right, bad idea on my part. [He doesn't have any first-hand experience with the Microverse to begin with.] ...Wait, have you been there? What's it like? [At least for a moment, scientific curiosity wins out.]

When I get the chance, I promise that I'll try. ...And thanks, for everything. It's a good thing you're great at pep-talks, no matter the universe.

It's kind of a long story. I can't say I did much traveling, but where I was kind of reminded me of being stuck on, like, Tatooine or something -- hot, miserable, and sandy. The whole place is run by this guy named Gouzar and it's safe to say he didn't like me too much. The worst part is that the Pym Particles don't work right in the Microverse, so shrinking -- or growing -- was next to impossible without feeling like I was going to have a heart attack.

Good. [She smiles warmly and shakes her head, dismissively waving a hand in response.] It's nothing, Henry. Really. I'm just glad I'm able to help ease your mind a bit.

We've lost a brilliant scientist before we even got to have her. It's our loss, really. [ Maybe he was really looking forward to talking to her about her technology, so it's a tad selfish. ]

My mun is currently fuming and throwing stuffed animals at her wall. And I'm sure she's not the only one, too.

Huh. Figured by your EMH counterpart and the fact that Hank only slapped you in the original canon while mind-controlled, you and your husband would still be together.

Still, really looking forward to Age of Ultron. What about you Mun?
[WHEDON, FEIGE, AND WRIGHT ARE TRAITORS WHO DESERVE TO BURN IN THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL.]

Aren't you supposed to be the sensible one?
[FUCK YOU! MARVEL'S GOING DOWNHILL, DC CAN'T GET IT'S ACT TOGETHER, AND GOD KNOWS WHAT THE HELL FOX AND SONY ARE DOING! FUCK COMIC BOOK MOVIES! FUCK THEM!]

...okay, gonna ignore you for now then.

ahahaha &@#$ you, marvel studios.

He remembers it...

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Sorry I'm late.