Canon is Monsters vs. Aliens. Modern AU. Sorta.

[madscientistlaugh]

What? This is ridiculous! Not only have you turned me back into a human, you've turned me back into... him? I don't look like him! How you could think we sound even remotely alike is beyond me.

Just... find Susan for me, please. And Link. I'll even take B.O.B., because I certainly do not recognize any of these other voices in your head. Perhaps you should have that looked at, my dear. Voices in one's head isn't normal, is it? Actually, I wouldn't mind conducting a few experiments on you. Hmm, perhaps this arrangement won't be so terrible, after all...

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[awolfandaman]

What were you before?

[madscientistlaugh]

I was a cockroach, of course, quite possibly one of the most resilient creatures on Earth.

Now I'm just... this again. Weak, susceptible to disease, and pathetic.

[awolfandaman]

A cockroach.

A cockroach?

[jarvisconsole]

Are you in need of assistance, sir?

[Says the nearest computer console. Jarvis is, after all, programmed to be helpful.]