this wasn't planned for

[windork]

... I would be certainly honored about having this much of your attention if the second account you made for me wasn't titled 'windick'. As it stands, I... most ardently request you do not use that account anywhere-- please.

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[captain_cleavage]

I don't see what's wrong with it. "Dick" is, after all, a common nickname for "Richard," is it not?

[She's smirking, though, so clearly she knows what's up. Richard's dick???]

[windork]

[ Oh. Well. That's new. He can't say he's used to seeing Captain Malik... like this, but he'll take it in stride. richard's dick is mildly perplexed, as well ]

It is. However, my mundane intends a much different meaning.

... Though, it seems we are both much in the same situation. However do you cope, Captain? [ A mild amused tone. ]

[captain_cleavage]

Whatever do you mean, your Majesty? [...] Ah -- are you referring to the rather...suggestive...username?

[windork]

Indeed, I am.

... Perhaps I'm just simply too inexperienced in this sort of dilemma. I was only brought here a couple of days ago, after all.

[captain_cleavage]

No, I don't blame you for being apprehensive. I have no illusions about...my most eyecatching quality, shall we say. It has been the topic of many a [sometimes drunken] conversation. So while I would have preferred something more dignified, I can't say that it's inaccurate.

In your case, however...well, I've heard the bawdy songs and idle gossip at the bar regarding the topic, at any rate.

[OHHHHH MAN.]

[windork]

[ OHHHH MAN. ]

I--... [ He's a little. Amazed that the inhabitants of Windor have nothing better to do with their time than discuss their King's-- yeah. ] Really, now? And I thought selling merchandise themed after me was embarrassing enough...

[ And now he wonders if that's what's caused it. ]

[captain_cleavage]

If it makes you feel better, it seems the prevailing opinion regarding your personal principality is generally quite favorable.

[DO YOU SEE THIS FUCKING TROLLFACE RIGHT NOW]

[windork]

[ THAT IS SUCH A TROLLFACE. Honestly, he's doing all he can not to get flustered, given the subject matter. ]

Favorable, hmm? I can't say I hold a candle to your reputation. Having a lover at every port, was it?

[captain_cleavage]

Well, I can't entirely rule out the possibility of having charmed a few people completely by accident...

[malikah pls stop]

[lux_ex_tenebris]

That is an unfortunate name. [She's a little amused.]

[windork]

[ A slight sigh. ]

Yes, it is indeed unfortunate. I wonder if my mundane is seriously considering 'playing me', as she puts it, anywhere with a name like that.

[lux_ex_tenebris]

If she does, the name won't come up in that world. [There is that.] Outside of it...

[Well that's the price they pay.]

I've seen worse. [If that helps?]

[windork]

I suppose that's consolation enough.

[ He'll probably survive. Maybe. ]

That... and I have a strong feeling my mundane is even more embarrassed about it than I am.

[lux_ex_tenebris]

Then you've won the battle. [Way to go, Wind Dork!] I would think less of anyone who let a name stop them from pursuing their dreams.

[windork]

[ Wind Dork 1, Mun 0! ]

Although I wouldn't endorse her using it, it's definitely better than having it go to waste. [ There's a chuckle. ]

projectile tears

[god_bless_amarcia]

Awwwwww! Don't worry! Your secret's safe with me!!!
No one will even notice... and! And! I won't tell a soul, I promise!

SCREAMS!!!!! bless you with all my soul

[windork]

I really do appreciate it, Pascal. --Although I'm hoping she doesn't resort to using that second account in the first place, I suppose there isn't much one can do against mundanes...

lays on love me

[god_bless_amarcia]

Nope! Not really!
But eitherway, consider me your support group!
Anywhere you go, I go!

[She salutes him! You just earned yourself a shadow...]

loves on forever!!!

[windork]

[ He can't help but chuckle as he wonders what Hubert might think of this development. ]

Support group, hmm? That sounds like a fine idea.

[ He nods affirmatively. ]

From the nature of these 'games' and 'memes', it sounds like we may need some support from time to time, too.

;o;

[god_bless_amarcia]

Exactly, so just lead the way!
It'll be great! We can find everyone too, and it will be just like old times!

...

But I guess... I guess I can't go out right now.
My mun is afraid of everything, but maybe if you drag me out, we'll give 'er the ol' ultimatum!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get ur butt out here u

[windork]

I'm certain you alone could talk her into spreading your wings. Although if you do need help, I have a feeling my mundane and I can convince her.

[ Because FRIENDSHIP. ]

She seems excited that you're here, too. And if we could find Asbel, Hubert and the others, perhaps they could help too.

shes so cute hahahaha cries ;u;

[god_bless_amarcia]

Alwayyyss like you to bring up Asbel first...

she is hhhh we should musebox some things if u want

[windork]

[ He'll tilt his head slightly with a chuckle. ]

He is a very dear friend. And when someone needs help, Asbel is always the first to keep on trying... it's a very admirable trait.