I've got nothing so here's a pumpkin cake. (Probably forever homeless.)

[littlestpumpkincake]

Hmmm...ooo....[Crawls around. She isn't sure where she is or how she got here, and there isn't anything to chew on...]

Comments

[princess_molestia]

Oh, aren't you just precious?

...I know she won't do anything, but that doesn't make it any less creepy.

[littlestpumpkincake]

[Wait, who's this big pony? Hold on...Wavy Hair! Pumpkin smiles tying to reach up to touch it.]

Even Molestia has standards.

[princess_molestia]

[Leans down and lets the little filly touch it.]

Pumpkin Cake is best pony~♥

[strawberry_roll]

...Huh?

*Ichigo can't help but investigate, because cute baby filly eeee~! ♪ She's seen unicorns before, but never one this small...*

...Are you from Ponyville, too?

*...Ichi. You're assuming she can talk.*

At least until legal age...anywayyy hnnnng my heart.

[littlestpumpkincake]

[She reaches up giggling at the wavy mane.]

[littlestpumpkincake]

[And a returned...] Huh?

[She approaches Ichigo to investigate, she hasn't seen anything like you before.]

What am I doing?

[minor_setback]

[Oh, what's this?]

...some sort of newborn...?

[strawberry_roll]

*She doesn't mind much. Have a Royal Cousin just sort of hovering over you, Pumpkin Cake! And looking you over just as curiously.*

...Guess you're still a baby, huh...?

*There's nothing dismissive about that; she's just stating what appears to be obvious...*

[littlestpumpkincake]

[Nail on the head Ichi. Too bad Pumpkin doesn't know what you are in fact...] Oooo alha hehe...

[She lights up her horn, you might feel a slight tingly sensation because she thinks you're a toy.]

:)

[princess_molestia]

Mmm.. What's a little filly like you doing in such a place all by yourself?

Being awesome?

[littlestpumpkincake]

[What's this? A kitty?...She's never seen a kitty like you.]

[no_vampires_plz]

[bends down low to look the little foal in the eye]

Well, hi there, Pumpkin! What are you doing here, huh?

[strawberry_roll]

*...Oh. Oh. Guess that explains whether or not fillies your age can use magic...*

Hu-huh-whooaaa--!

*The sudden flailing and shocked squealing may or may not help lil' Pumpkin determine whether or not the little strawberry girl's some sort of dolly... or whatever.*

BUT HE'S EEEEEEVIL

[minor_setback]

[A smile creeps over Evil's face.]

...Little one. You have a lot of life lessons to be prepared for.

[fruity_puppeteer]

Aren't you the most adorable thing? Would you like a lolipop?

[littlestpumpkincake]

[She simply continues to laugh until she gets tired. Yawwwwn~

The little filly curls up to the much bigger one.]

[littlestpumpkincake]

[No, no it doesn't.

It's hilarious to her though, so that's all the more reason to do it.]

Ruh Row Rhaggy.

[littlestpumpkincake]

...Huh? [She doesn't get it.}

[littlestpumpkincake]

[ O hai one of Pinkie's friends. She doesn't know you by name but she remembers you being around Pinkie.]

Hehe...fhala!

[strawberry_roll]

S-stop iiiiiitttttt!

*For all her struggling, Ichi can't quite manage to get free on her own. All she's really accomplishing is flipping herself end over end, limbs swinging wildly every which way. Fun...?*

[no_vampires_plz]

[picks up Pumpkin in her forehooves]

A little filly like you shouldn't be out here all by herself. Where's your mama and papa? And your brother?

...Oh dear..

[littlestpumpkincake]

[...You are by far the weirdest thing she's ever seen.]

[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat pulls out The Garbage Pail Kids out of hammerspace.]

The first and most important one is that when someone says that a movie is horrible, such as this one, they want to be forced to watch it~.

It's weird, I know, but it's true.

Indeed

[fruity_puppeteer]

[And heeeere's a piece of candy. Look at it, just dangling above your filly little head.]

Go on, enjoy!

O NO U DON'T

[no_vampires_plz]

A month-old foal, Discord? Are you really that despicable?