On being dragged out of retirement for no good reason...

[kunsel]

I have a proposition for you. Let's skip the headaches and
melodrama and grab a few drinks instead, how about it?
Besides, last I checked, I'm kind of off duty now.
I hear there's a great place in Sector 7 we could check out.
Or we could just hit up the usual watering hole down in
Wall Market. I should probably drop in and see how the girls
at the Honey Bee Inn are doing, anyways, you know? I'm a
loyal customer and they totally count on my patronage!

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[colorofthesky]

[ Ah, Kunsel. Never change. ]

Some things never change, huh?

[kunsel]

You've got that right!
Wanna tag along? It might do you some good to kick
back a little, as long as that flower girl won't get too
jealous.


[And frankly, it might distract his mun from doing awful things to him for a change. Maybe.]

[colorofthesky]

I don't think she'll mind if I take some time to hang out with a friend.

[ The mun's are never distracted for long, Kunsel. Beware. ]

[nodreamsorhonor]

Such hope... It shall be amusing to watch where you might go.

i hope this is okay!

[praywishing]

'That flower girl', huh?

[recitings]

Taking your mundane with you to the local brothel? That's a classy date plan you have there, SOLDIER.

[swooshycape]

. . .

[ yes. he actually typed out ellipses just for you, Kunsel ]

which bar?

kunseeeel *^*

[stylishtassels]

There is no such thing as 'off-duty'.

NO TAKE IT BACK jkjk

[kunsel]

Oh, hey Aerith!
You know, I totally meant THE flower girl!

[kunsel]

Amusing?

[Aw, man...]

I'll do my best, Genesis!

[kunsel]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...!
Who said anything about dating my mun?!

[kunsel]

There's that one just around the bend from the
dress shop! Why, are you game, too? You can join
Zack and I for a few drinks! What'dya say?

BYAAAAAAFAAACEEEE

[kunsel]

Sure there is.
It's called...
V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N
You could use one!

[kunsel]

[Oh, he knows, Zack. He knows. He's just trying not to think about it too much.]


See, this is why you and I are best buddies.
I'll meet you by the inn in Wall Market. We'll
go from there to the bar. Unless you'd prefer
to go see some honeys?
...See what I did there?

don't fling your made-up words at him kunsel

[stylishtassels]

You mean 'waste of time'.

[He's only half serious.]

NO HE'S NOT MAKING IT UP DON'T MAKE HIM THROW A BOOK AT YOU

[kunsel]

Huh? No, pretty sure that's not what I spelled, sir.
...Wait, are you sure you can read?

[ex_faring624]

No idea where Sector 7, Wall Market or the Honey Bee Inn are, but you're on.

uwu

[praywishing]

You should have called me Aerith. Because that's my name.

[kunsel]

Hey, don't sweat it! I've got a nose for directions like
you wouldn't believe. Stick by me and there's no way we're
gonna get lost, SOLDIER's honor!


[Just gonna meet you by the outside of the nearest bar. Don't mind that he's got a helmet on. It goes everywhere he does!]

[kunsel]

I swear, I didn't forget it! I don't really forget
much of anything, you know? But...I got this sinking
feeling that you're not gonna let me live it down.
How can I make it up to you? I can buy some flowers
from you if you want!

[lux_ex_tenebris]

That doesn't sound like a bad suggestion.

OH HEY IT'S THAT CLOUD-LOOKALIKE THIS WILL END WELL :'D

[kunsel]

Oh yeah? Which one? Because I made two!

HEY DON'T FORGET THE PINK HAIR, MAN.

[lux_ex_tenebris]

The drink. I don't know what I would do at the Inn.

HE'S NOT. BUT JEEZ SMILE MORE LADY. IT'D GO A LONG WAY TOWARDS MAKING A DIFFERENCE!

[kunsel]

You could always dress up? There was this guy once...

...you know, you kinda look like him.

SMILES ARE HARD.

[lux_ex_tenebris]

As a man?

[Seriously?]

What's his name?