Voice Testing

[unkindlyconman]

Well kid I can't say I'm pleased that you picked me. But I ain't no puppet. You should have just stuck with the mutated freak instead. But I guess it has been boring without those gullible little shits in Rapture.
But I guess it doesn't matter anymore- everyone's dead except me and that freak. Now- lets go. That brat isn't going to be commanding himself is he?

Comments

Can't resist

[notaliberator]

[Hello handsome.]

So this is who the kid was talkin' about. Well, I'd feel sorry for you but lucky for you your "mun"'s pretty fond of us. And o' causin' that mutant freak pain. I'd say your in good hands.

Mine on the other hand, he wouldn't know good will if it hit him I he face.

[Hypocrit.]

:D

[unkindlyconman]

[Hey babe I haven't seen you since I last looked in the mirror.]

Ah, if it isn't the me I've heard so much about. Jack's been telling me some stories- I love what you've done with the brat. He's been a pain in the ass since the moment I arrived to my mun's head.

He apparently already is planning some terrible things. I think he enjoys hurting everyone in his god damn head. I'd probably get along with him if he wasn't playing around with my life.

[Hypocrite over here as well.]

[notaliberator]

Oh, yeah, the kid and I have had some fun. [And here's a dark chuckle that implies anything Jack hasn't mentioned yet.] I agree with you on that point - our muns would be great if they weren't playin' us like a pack o' cards.

[Of course you agree with him Fontaine it's you.]

Good to see yours has picked up a more handsome muse, though - it'd be sad seein' that headspace with nothin' but 'Jack bloody Ryan' to our world's name.

[unkindlyconman]

Well he had a stupid Big Daddy in his head, but they're down right useless. So the only that entertains me right now in this head is Jack. It's been fun, you messing with him has really made him easy to mess with.

[notaliberator]

Well, I've got the upper leg on you there - got some nice splicer by the name of Jamie Dodger in here. Mun's been thinkin' of throwin' him your way, though, so you might get the chance to meet him. He's a saint.

[You know aside from the time he tried to kill me.]

[unkindlyconman]

Oh, is that so? I'm pretty excited to meet him than.

[A Pause.]

Now tell me- does he know about out little secret?

[notaliberator]

He's a snitch, but as far as I know he hasn't got a clue. Although... [An affectionate chuckle.] He sure does worship the ground Atlas walks on. He's totally blind to the real us. But he's the man to go to for information - on everythin'. Even has a knack for followin' the kid around without gettin' caught.

[unkindlyconman]

Really? Interesting. I'll be sure to keep that all in mind.

[He likes the sound of this kid already.]

I need someone who doesn't whine, I need a break from the mutated freak of nature. This Dodger kid sounds like someone I will get along with just fine.

[notaliberator]

Oh, you'll love him.

[A pause.]

You're gonna wanna be careful, though, about gettin' too explicit with him about, ah... who we are. Last time he connected the dots, he didn't take it too well.

[Funny how that tends to happen.]

[unkindlyconman]

Seems to run with the people who are closest to Atlas. First Jack now this kid.

As long as he doesn't blow our spines like Jack did I think we'll be alright.

[notaliberator]

[Haha you see it's funny because-]

Don't worry, last time I ran into him he got split open by a big daddy thinkin' he was gonna protect Jack and make me proud. [Hmm...] ...Didn't fail to make an impression, at least. But I figure he ain't as smart as he thinks he is.

[snitches_get_stitches]

[Teleports in here.]

I heard my name.

[ohnoshescute]

Gullible-?? Excuse me, you have no right to be talking about anyone in Rapture that way!

[Diane honey-]

[unkindlyconman]

[He seemed a bit surprised to see Diane.]

It's a good thing you're pretty.

[And he switches into Atlas.]

Love, you should o' listened to Jack when you had the chance dear.

[Now you're going to know the truth. How you died.]

It's a downright tragedy that you died, but what can I say lass? At least you didn't feel the bullet that killed you. All because you walked into my office while I was making a audio Diary as Fontaine. Down right shame. But it couldn't be helped, you knew to much.

[ohnoshescute]

[This is Diane being shocked and terrified. This is her eyes widening and her scowl falling off her face as she stares at "Atlas", then at her mun, then back at-

This is what her mun refused to tell her!?]

You- you- it was you! You killed me! Oh, after all I did for you, that's the thanks I get- I believed in you! I left the man of my dreams for your stupid cause, I- what did I ever do to you!? All I wanted was to make you happy!

[unkindlyconman]

Does it look like I care hun? You belonged to Ryan, how was I supposed to know once you found out the truth you wouldn't go running to tell him?

[He gave her a smile.]

I was starting to like having a women around to do things for me too.

[ohnoshescute]

[Oh, she could just punch him. She wants to shoot him. And all it does is make her voice sound more and more distressed.]

I left him for you! Because he started the war, and I thought- I- [She makes her best attempt at a snarl, but it just sounds so... wimpy.] Oh, who needs you! You're just like Ryan, all business and hatred without a single thought to anyone around you! You can just rot in Rapture!

[unkindlyconman]

I guess you could say we're alike yeah. But at least I didn't fuck a bitch behind your back am I right? He didn't even want to look at ya when your face was ruined.

[ohnoshescute]

You- you cruel, evil, stupid man! I-I'm done talking to you!

[Rather literally because she looks like she's going to just cry the next time she opens her mouth.]