dear_mun | It's been a while mun

[Well..he's been living the solo life and he has online shopping keeping him busy so at least he hasn't been arrested...again?]

[AND SSSHHHHH, HE DOESN'T MEAN TO KEEP REPEATING HIS BULLSHIT AGAIN AND AGAIN, YOU ARE JUST!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU ARE TOO NICE TO HIM AND HE THINKS HE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR KINDNESS AND PATIENCE AND DONT YOU CALL HIM YOUNG MAN IN THE BRACKETS, THAT'S TERRIFYING AND REMINDS HIM OF BEING MARRIED TO YOU AGAIN when you actually were a little older than him physically because you were stronger and more developed, and he was still a gangly and stupid teen and you could get away with calling him young man then because technically he was still a young man, BUT HE'S NOT ANYMORE AND HE'S CAUGHT UP IN EVERYTHING BUT HEIGHT AND YOU NEED TO STOP!!]

[but yes, he is tossing out all these boxes and receipts so when you catch up later he can deny knowing who they belong to--

that is until you storm over and HE just YELPS]

KEH!! FUCKING SHIT!!! Y-YOU!! YOU!! I TOLD YOU TO WAIT!! [WHOAH WHOAH RETREATING INTO HIS BEDROOM, TRYING TO CLOSE THE DOOR ON YOU. But not fast enough for you to miss the mountain of toys and etc things he doesn't need and bought on your dime]

Edited 2014-07-18 23:21 (UTC)

[Because bein alone is soooo awesome. ~~He takes it all back, then he'd rather want him to hang out with France and Spain - as long as they don't get arrested.~~

HE CALLS YOU YOUNG MAN AS LONG AS HE WANTS, IN THE BRACKETS, IF YOU KEEP ACTING LIKE A REBELLIOUS TEENAGER! AGAIN! But this time, this time he'll be smarter, he will be! AT LEAST HE IS TALLER THAN RUSSIA!]

You were taking too long, where did you get these things and how?!

[Loneliness is beneficial to society!!! CLOSES THE DOOR SO MUCH HE'S STARING AT YOU THROUGH A TINY SLOT BECAUSE HE doesn't quite dare to slam the door on you when you are making that face and speaking with that tone that still makes his stomach flip today, BUT HE doesn't feel brave nor safe enough to talk to you directly.

AND THAT IS UNFAIR, REBELLIOUS TEENAGER IS CARVED INTO HIS PERSONALITY, THIS IS DISCRIMINATION, THIS IS A U.N VIOLATION OF HIS BRACKET RIGHTS.]

RUDE!! YOU'RE DAMN RUDE!! Damn rude of you to--to fucking intrude like this, you know!! And, 'the hell is this?! An interrogation!? 'the hell do you think you are!? The cops?! T-The usual way, of course!! What the hell are you so pissed for, hah?! I'm getting your laptop in a second!! No--in a milisecond!! A-As soon as you step away from my damn door, you too angry, scary beast of a brother, keh!! Back off!! I won't let you in!! I refuse!! It's my damn room!! [disregard you ahven't even asked to come in, HE IS GUILTY AS SHIT AND COVERING HIS BASES]

[Oh Gilbert...

LET HIM GET INSIDE BY PUSHING THE DOOR OPEN. THIS IS WHEN HE'S RUDE.]

[SO RUDE!! SO RUDE!! HE WIL LCALL THE POLICE ON YOU!! RUDE!!

HE PUTS UP A GOOD AMOUNT OF STRENGTH HOLDING HIS END OF THE DOOR, but honestly, you are an established state and he isn't, and he eventually realizes you overpower him, and he gives up. Choosing instead to suddenly yank the door open swiftly, in hopes that you'll stumble and fall with the sudden loss of resistance, buying him time to arm himself with this foam sword as he clambers up his item littered bed. READY TO THROWN DOWN WITH YOU]

YOU!! B-BEFORE YOU GET SUPER PISSED AND START FALSELY ACCUSING ME OF SHIT I DIN'T DO, L-LET ME EXPLAIN!!

[HE SHOULD BE DOING THAT!

He does stumble, but not bad enough to fall, balance is with him. And he'll be here. Glaring daggers at him.]

Ach ja? WHAT do you have to explain?

[GENTLE REMINDER THAT HE SHARES SEVERAL CITIES AND BOSSES WITH YOU SO TO SHAME HIM IS TO SHAME YOURSELF!!

also look at his stupid pathetic face. He is so scared, you are the police to him. FROZEN IN PLACE, FOAM SWORD POINTED AT YOUR HEART THREATENINGLY. MIND RACING TO FIND AN EXPLANATION TO ALL OF THIS]

SOMETHING IMPORTANT, DAMN YOU!!! S-Something--[Oh god oh man oh god]

THE DEVIL!!! HE'S POSSESSED THE POOR INNOCENT ME AGAIN!! [this worked on you when they were little , maybe it'll $work again. HE IS A DESPERATE MAN.]

... That would have worked in the middle ages.

[He's not scared of a foam sword. ~~That's like trying to kill him with cotton balls.~~]

The truth. Now.

[He's smiling.]

[He's going to swallow a "Only on you because you're dumb" comment. AND YOU SHOULD BE. It might not hurt but being jabbed in the face with it will be mildly unpleasant and annoying!!

POUTY.

YOU'RE TERRIFYING WHEN YOU SMILE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK OF IT.Is that a "Aw, Gilbert, you adorable, naughty thing" smile, or "I am going to fucking crush you and relish in your agony" smile. H-He's going to stop messing around though, NOT GONNA EVEN LOOK AT YOU WHILE HE CONFESSES, just waving his sword around and focusing on it rather than you, because his sword doesn't smile at him threateningly.]

I used your credit card...

[He won't ever be scared of that sword. It would be ridiculous if he were.

Pout as much as you want.

It's the latter. Not the first.]

Du hast WAS getan?

[C'mon, Bran, let him win some, at least humor him!! Maybe tremble in your boots a little and beg for mercy. It'll make him feel better!!

Are you sure he can pout all he wants and it won't sway you? Look at him, he is so pretty? Look at that wibbling lip, those wide, innocent beautiful eyes of his--yeah okay, you JUST YELLED "WAS" at hiM THIS IS NOT WORKING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH, HE'S JUST A BABY, HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTERRR. He is a picture of apprehension and sheepish guilt. HELPLESS, BOUNCING ON HIS BED A LITTLE FRANTICALLY HE FEELS TRAPPED. THIS WAS AB AD IDEA YOU CORNERED HIM ]

N-NOTHING!! [Backtracking, maybe he can distract and redirect you away from this topic]

O-Oi!! You--!! Didn't you want your laptop, it's right there, you know!! [points to it on his desk!!!]

[If it were simply fooling around, sure, but now you even owe him MONEY.]

Well...

[His smile is still there. You should be worried.]

I want it back of course, but I also want to know how you are going to repay me.

[WHICH LET'S BE REAL IS NOTHING NEW. He just kinda tripled the amount he owe you but love CONQUERS ALL, RIGHT?!]

[okay that smile there is telling him that no, Love will not conquer all]

[SILENCE.........You should know best he doesn't make any real cash because honestly, he doesn't work much these days. He's really just backup and his allowance doesn't amount to anything worthwhile either so paying you back is impossible...and god that smile is so out of place and creepy he is just gonna...poke you in the mouth with his sword like you don't already have enough reasons to thoroughly kick his ass]

...

...

...O-Official request for Amnesty...!!

Hör damit auf.

[Or he will break that foam sword.

Does he even know what the money or that credit card were for? Probably not. Also, that sound? That's his knuckles cracking.]

Gilbert...

[He didn't think it through when he was spending. You see, everything he bought was under 20 euros, and over the time yo u were gone...that...just started to pile up, until finally he checked his balance and

he realized he has gone too far and it was too late.

HE FEELS VERY MUCH LIKE HE IS BEING CORNERED BY A VERY IRATE AND VERY FLUFFY, RATHER HANDSOME, SNARLING DOG. HE DIDN'T THINK IT THROUGH!! HE DIDN'T THINK IT THROUGH!! And he didn't think this through either]

[ATTEMPTS TO SHOVE THE ENTIRE FOAM SWORD INTO YOUR MOUTH AS YOU SAY THE GIL IN GILBERT, AND TRIES TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT!!11!!!]

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[And this is the last straw. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN, BUT HE'S GONNA RUN AFTER YOU AND HUNT YOU DOWN.

YOU COULD HAVE SENT THE STUFF BACK AND HAVE THE MONEY RETURNED AND HE'D HAVE NEVER FOUND OUT AND THIS WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING!!!]

[ARE YOU IMPLYING YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE HIM UNABLE TO RUN?!

A SCREAMING SHRIEKING, LAUGHING FOR HELP MESS AS HE BOLTS DOWN CORRIDORS.

AND IF HE HAD DONE!! THAT!! HE!! WOULDN'T!! HAVE!! STUFF!! NOW!! WOULD HE!!!]

[NO, BUT HE WILL CATCH YOU!

By now that smile that had been there the whole time is gone and he looks MAD.

AS IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BIRTHDAY! OR CHRISTMAS! WHY NOT GET ON EVERYONE'S NERVES WITH THE STUFF YOU WANT AND HAVE THEM GIVE THEM TO YOU AS GIFT?!]

[NO YOU WON'T!! NOT BY THE HAIR OF HIS CHINNY, CHIN CHIN--

--OKAY...WOW. That is some speed you have there. Disregard that, you have longer legs, and while he has a lot of stamina, he knows he can't outrun you. For a moment, he considers stopping, throwing himself at your knees and begging for mercy, but

then he sees that FURIOUS and determined look, and he jsut SQUEALS AND RUNS EVEN FASTER to get Siegfried off his heels!!

HE KNOWS ALL THOSE HOLIDAYS EXIST BUT HE DOESN'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE'S DECISIONS TO INFLUENCE WHAT HE RECEIVES. LIKE C'MON, HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS WOULD ACTUALLY BUY HIM AN ANNOYING, CHILD SIZE, TOY TRUCK WITH REALISTIC SIRENS AND LLIIGHGHTTSS. HE HAS POOR IMPLUSE CONTROOOOLLLLLLL.

RUNS ALL THE WAY into an conveniently placed living room. DUCKS behind a couch to use as a barrier to recover and catch his breath of a moment as Siegfried catches up. He's exhausted and TERRIFIED AND VERY AMUSED (because heheh your face when he stuck the sword in your mouth), and he is hiding like a five year old afraid of a spanking. WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH HOW HE FEELS RIGHT NOW. Crouches down all low to the floor and hopes you don't find him. May or may not be treating this like an extreme, high stakes game of hide and go seek, but WHATEVER.]

[Does he have the White Shark Theme playing in his mind? He should.

~~There is a reason why the mun nicknamed him "Black Stallion".~~

HE WOULD SO GILBERT WOULD SHUT UP ABOUT IT. Or just to see how happy and excited he gets, even though he knows he'd annoy them all with toys like that.

HE'LL KILL YOU, WITH COTTON BALLS, HE WILL ERASE YOU WITH COTTON STICKS, JUST YOU SEE!!! ~~He listened too long to "Die Ärzte", it seems...~~ He will find you. He will.]

Edited 2014-07-20 18:13 (UTC)

[The Jaws theme? hE IS. It's like his heart is going DUNDUDNUDNDUNDUNADUNDUDNANDUNANA

~~TEN THOUSAND POINTS FOR MUN FOR THAT NICKNAME~~

OH...WELL, HE DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD. Or rather, he thinks Ludwig would interfere and disable some more annoying things and then give everyone a lecture about Considerate Gifts That Don't Disturb The Household.

IF HE CAN'T KILL YOU WITH A FOAM SWORD, YOU CAN'T HARM HIM WITH COTTON, SIR. ~~And your taste in music is impeccable and this is why he steals your things~~

But honestly, he is not hard to find. Gilbert can't stay still nor quiet for upwards of 4 minutes top

and when he hears Siegfried approach, there is the slightest of stifled laughs.]

Edited 2014-07-20 18:31 (UTC)

[~~Thank you very much.~~

FOR GOD'S SAKE HE WOULD HAVE. Well, yeah, that would have been the case and he would have had to listen to their baby brother scolding him. But then he would have asked Japan how to make these sweets you like so much.

HE CAN CHOKE YOU WITH THEM STILL. ~~Hey, they are great.~~

And this is his shadow falling on you Gilbert.]

Found you.

[OH...WELL. YOU WERE GONE AWAY FOR A LONG TIME AND HE STARTED TO FORGET YOU EXISTED, SO THERE. AS ALWAYS, YOU'RE AT FAULT.

AND NO THANK YOU, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE PART OF HIS BALANCED BREAKFAST AT ALL. COTTON DOESN'T HAPPEN TO BE IN HIS FOOD PYRAMID SO HE'LL DECLINE IN STUFFING THEM DOWN HIS THROAT.

At that shadow being cast upon him, Gilbert's heart JUST LEAPS INTO HIS CHEST AND HE FLINCHES SO HARD WITH THE LOUDEST GASP SCREAM IN THE WORLD]

KEH!! [FLAILS and falls out of balance from his squatting position, catching himself on all fours. LOOKING UP AT SIEGFRIED SPEECHLESSLY, WHAT DOES HE EVEN DO, HOW CAN HE FIX THIS, WHERE CAN HE GO]

Y-Yeah, you did...S-So?!! A guy like me isn't afraid of you, you know!! N-No matter what, I won't shed a damn tear!!

[WHAT ARE YOU, A NEGLECTED CHILD? Maybe you are.]

Of course not. This is why you tremble like a frightened chicken...

[MAYBE...SLIGHTLY YES]

TCH!!! Y-YOU!! TAKE THAT BACK!! YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME, BUT THAT!!LIKE HELL I'M TREMBLING!! [DONT YOU DARE SUGGEST HE IS COWARDLY EVEN IF HE KINDA IS. BUT FINE!! That shames him enough to get to his feet and face like you like a man. A little warily, hands kinda defensively up]

I-I confess the thoughtless me went too far with my fun at your expense!! [which is probably like the 9999th time]

S-So!! I'll accept whatever punishment!! [SUDDENLY HONORABLE AND FULL OF VALOR. He's banking on your pushover, gentle, sappy side to get him out of this mess. Has he gone too far or will this half ass gesture move you to forgiving him?]

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