[Mun considering The Last Voyages]

[randallboggs]

Oh no you don't. Don't you even consider sending me to a place like that.

To what? Be redeemed for all my bad deeds? I think, mun, that you're forgetting I'm a monster and it's my job to scare people.

What? You're bringing up other things I did?

And maybe I want to hold on to my grudges. You ever think of that?

..... No. Don't even think of locking me up there. I'm warning you... I can make you fit into the shredder, if I have to.

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[mcpimphat]

That would be quite a feat. [Of course, he's thinking of a paper shredder, so yeah. Even if this demon(?) is referring to something else, the context makes it sound like "the shredder" is small enough that fitting a human into it would indeed by a tricky endeavor indeed.]

[randallboggs]

Anything can be done if you have enough commitment to accomplishing it.

[issen]

You scare humans? Do you also bring them real harm, or is it enough to simply frighten them?

[This is a serious question asked in a serious tone by a very serious... rat. A rat about half his size with a sword belt. Yes.]

[randallboggs]

It's to make them scream.

[issen]

But not harm?

[randallboggs]

[He shrugs.]

It doesn't do them any physical harm.

[sickjoke]

...yeah I think you've got a place at our fine ship if you talk about putting people in a shredder.

[randallboggs]

You mean this inmate business? Count me out, pal.

[sickjoke]

I'm afraid that's not up to either of us. Guess you'll have to hope your mun's gentle.

[randallboggs]

I'll keep them in line.

[sickjoke]

You know, I somehow doubt that.

[randallboggs]

Why? Can't you get yours to do what you want?