To many enables towards him; Voicetest

[notfresh]

My, this is quite the surprise...not really. I have been the muse of many before you. Now tell me, how long shall it be until we get to work? I am certain that there are many, um... patients, that are in need of assistance. It would not be fair to keep them away from a licensed physician, would it?

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Like I could resist sending this guy out

[old_one_hero]

You sure you don't want to change that to licensed mortician? Might be easier to get your work done.

No one should be able to, it is the Call of Herbert West

[notfresh]

[An exclamation point! And then a solemn shake of his head.]

They need to be fresh... What manner of creature are you?

[old_one_hero]

Well if you're the one to pick the body up then that's as fresh as they get, right?

Really describing what I am would be too much for you to imagine. I know I've tried before. So let's just stick with insanely powerful deity who might also drive you insane.

I do love zombies though so keep up the good job and I won't bother eating you.

[Which would be a lot more effort now that he is person-sized.]

[notfresh]

....

[Quite obviously, this green creature is not attuned to the amazingness of science.]

There are no gods, what are you?

[Better answer him before he sticks you with a needle.]

[old_one_hero]

That depends entirely on your definition. An entity with power beyond your imagining and a structure entirely alien to humans is what I'm going for here. Not to mention I'm worshiped as one.

I guess I can give you a better idea. Have people in your time discussed the topic of aliens?

[notfresh]

Of course, are you claiming to be one?

[If so then that's not really helping your case here.]

[old_one_hero]

Yes, it's a little simplistic an explanation. In essence though I'm an alien to your world. I'm not the only one.

Besides what would your more believable explanation be? A mutation? That's too much genetic variation for one birth.

[notfresh]

I have witnessed mutations that were far more horrific than you.

[old_one_hero]

Oh right I forgot about that. Well short of driving you insane I'm not sure how to prove it to you.

[notfresh]

I can think of more than a few ways.

[old_one_hero]

I'm listening.

[notfresh]

Good, come closer then.

[old_one_hero]

Listen. In the list of bad ideas you've had, sticking me with chemicals and/or making me a zombie is probably the worst one you've had.

In all likelihood it might make me return to my original size and trust me you don't want that.

[notfresh]

I believe that I just might wish to.

[old_one_hero]

Have your mun show you my original size and then tell me that.

[notfresh]

They have shown me, and I only wish to do so even more.

[old_one_hero]

Not that I mind your foolish behavior, foolish humans are my lifeblood, but do you have a death wish or something?

[notfresh]

I am mearly curious.

[This is a guy who stood his ground as a hoed of undead ripped him a part.]